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more about #poison more comments → willwriteforfood: What exactly is Lohan doing in ONE day that constitutes saving an life, short of performing brain or heart surgery? Did she dig wells? Build a school?... more » rodmanstreet: It kills me that out there in the world there are parties happening where Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are both in the same room and there are more i... more » jigglyball: Excuse me? Toby "We'll put a boot up your ass/ It's the American way" Keith is PERFORMING at the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE CONCERT? Have I lived these 25 year... more » funzette: Tiger's predilection for unprotected sex gives new meaning to the expression "golf clap". more » pesematology: The nice thing about the digital age is that, while it makes it marginally easier for a stalker to stalk you, it also makes it a million percent more ... more » sybann: ALL of the media coverage of Tiger's penile escapades ventures into TMI territory. more » Tchotchke: I really hate to say this, but when I clicked on the Miley/Bret link, two thoughts popped into my head: 1. Ok, this makes sense--weirdly. 2. "Huh. Th... more » MissRose: Wasn't SJP a ballerina? I'm not saying she doesn't exercise, but I think when you are that dedicated of a dancer for so long it just kind of becomes s... more » Sev: I've always wanted to see a show called "Miley's Achey Breaky Bus of Love" more » Puddlefish: I suppose we're different kinds of actors. Yes, Saoirse, you have talent and long-term potential. (And I apologize for still pronouncing your name... more » HereComesMyBaby: Saoirse Ronan is very Liz-Lemon-as-a-child, a la "this is my husband, Saul Silberbear, and this is his son... from a previous marriage"... "and then h... more » That-Dude: Would she have gone if there were no cameras? Does it matter? I've done many "positive" things based on questionable motives, but grew exponentia... more » la.donna.pietra: Re: the thread this weekend as to whether or not Tiger was boinking women due to insecurity: These new data points are moving me in the direction of ... more » unmoldednicole: "Tori Amos remembers that time someone tried to commit suicide at one of her shows." And a joke for all those middle school boys who made fun of peop... more » angelachase: Nothing annoys me more than the concept of 'saving' people in the developing world, and I speak as someone who works in international development. In ... more » -
#dirtbag
Miley Covers '80s Hit; Lindsay Saves 40 Kids In India
- This is exactly what the world needs now: Miley Cyrus is covering "Every Rose Has Its Thorn."
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#truecrime
Hard To Swallow
A Brooklyn mom has gone into hiding after her lover's wife, Kisha Jones, poisoned her with abortion-inducing drugs and attempted to murder her newborn baby with toxic "breast milk". Jones has been charged with assault and "attempted abortion." [NYDailyNews] -
#leftovers
Dugard Family Responds To Film Proposal • Runners World Didn't OK Use Of Palin Picture
• A spokeswoman says Jaycee Dugard and her family will decide when and if a film will be made about her story. She calls Shane Ryan's proposed film Abducted Girl, An American Sex Slave, "exploitative, hurtful, and breathtakingly unkind." • More » -
#diggdithedark
A Happy Death
Scientists have discovered the cause of the macabre "grinning corpses" found preserved in Sardinia: the hemlock water-dropwort plant, possessed of a Botox-like effect, which ancient Phoenician colonists "administered to elderly [What? -Ed] and criminals before ritualistically killing them." [LiveScience] -
#poison
Diabeedus
Bret Michaels's autobiography Roses & Thorns—out on June 23—will detail his childhood, DUIs, and reinvention from rocker to reality star. His nails look as pretty as his eyeliner in this cover photo. [People] -
