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more about #playmates more comments → Jack_Burton: Hef looks uncomfortable in that pic, I wonder what's up his ass? more » BicSharpie: I'm not going to speculate on the bunny, but I am going to guess that he accidentally got his thigh-pod stuck in a vacuum cleaner hose. more » Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: They forgot this person as a suspect: [www.playboy.com] Homegirl pushed another rival into the pool! She's def got the *balls* for some *tomfoolery* more » Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Did you see the comments from the link?? Only one comment, and it's crazy Nazi-Gene-Clone commentator person!! I'd like i... more » Citizen Snips: Is anyone going to go home and paint over the old clue board/cards and put this stuff on there?? Looks like the boyfriend and I have a little project ... more » The HZA.: This is just like Clue! more » Smitros: And the name of the game is . . . Spew. more » Ratinski: Dorothy Mays, in the hot tub, with the ball gag, approximately half an hour after she overheard Hef making fun of her idea of opening a men's salon/fa... more » Raspberry Swirly: Jiggly dildo is now my new favorite insult. more » southernbelle: Does anyone else think Star Stowe looks just like Taylor Momsen? When I pulled this up, I thought, "What does Little J have to do with Hef?" On that n... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: You know, my friends and I have joked about creating Furious Bitch magazine, but any ONE of these broads could have been a cover girl. Also, holy shit... more » aubonpam: Star Stowe seems like someone I would want to be friends with. more » tscheese: The fluffy leopard-spotted trapeze. In the mailroom. With a bottle of Reddi Wip. more » YourScreenplaySucks: I vote that as they were all discarded, one by one, they befriended each other at....wherever discarded Playmates go to drink, and together they hatch... more » J.D.Regent: Oh I couldnt get past the pretty lady part. Ok. STAR with the butt plug in the "game house." I don't think they had jiggly dildos in the seventies.... more » -
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Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
With the horrifying news that Playboy's Hugh Hefner nearly died in a sex toy accident in the late 1970s, we were forced to wonder: which toy? And which Bunny? Some thoughts (NSFW), after the jump.
