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more about #playgirl The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): Dear Chris Brown: Capitalism means never having to buy your shit. more » CraftyBroad: Ahh, now it all becomes clear. Getting arrested doesn't get Chris Brown's attention. Seeing photos of Rihanna's face doesn't get Chris Brown's atten... more » BetteD: Oh Alec Baldwin. I forgive you for everything. Take me! more » ImproperDancing: "If she doesn't want to be photographed she should change her profession and become a butcher." Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe N... more » avec_accent: Sarah Ferguson, may I suggest you point yourself in the direction of fanfiction.net? For it is there that you will find your like-minded kin. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I have mixed feelings on Jude/Sienna, and not just because I have an irrational crush on the Talented Mr. Law. See, my dad is a serial cheater. Chea... more » Maggita: "I'm working out again. I'm going to make the sequel to 300. My pecs will be glistening. I'll have a codpiece. I'm going to blow your mind." Every ti... more » JennaW: Well, *I* feel fully satisfied that Chris Brown has changed and regrets his actions. It is SO CLEAR from everything he has said and done since he comm... more » SaturdaysChild: Kenan, I'll bet that a lot of those angry letters are from people really fucking sick of seeing a black man constantly in drag when SNL could, you kno... more » Penny: I really don't like it when people misspell collectibles. more » curiousgeorgiana: I'm waiting for Chris Brown to borrow a page from Carrie Prejean's "How to be a Victim" and start calling everything a violation of his 1st Amendment ... more » greeneyedfem: I'm disappointed in the Pink tattoo. I think it's pretty ugly (as in: ugly, not "pretty-ugly"/jolie-laide). In my head when I read about it, I pictur... more » HarpMadness: I'm having flashbacks reading rambling quotes from Billy Corgan. Ah, those were the days. more » coffee milk: From the Us Magazine article: Rycroft, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and Strickland sealed their tear-filled vows with a kiss as an instrumenta... more » kentuckienne: I'm so baffled by the Lohan yardsale -- are they that broke? more » TheBigSalad: The episode of Saved by the Bell where Lisa runs up her credit card and is forced to sell her clothes in the only hallway of Bayside came to mind when... more » Keep it cool: I'm only buying one of Lindsay's bags if there is still some leftover coke in there. more » rokenrolzombie: Oh no Togo! Not you!Although I typically refer to him as Torgo and it always reminds me of the clip above. more » la.donna.pietra: Dear Accenture, The only thing you've accomplished by dropping Tiger Woods is to remind everyone that you used to be Arthur Andersen, LLC. You know,... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm really sick and tired of Chris Brown acting like a victim. Too tired to be snarky, even. more » -
#sexonskates
Levi Johnston On Being A Gay Icon: "It's Great"
Sarah Palin's near-son-in-law Levi Johnston was on Joy Behar's HLN talk show last night (along with Palin-hating blogger Andrew Sullivan), where he talked about the Palins' frosty home-life, his gay following, and gossip about the governor in his upcoming book. More » -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#playthings
"'Musclebound With A Ridiculous Mane' Is A Comfortable Caricature Of What Women Find Sexually Attractive"
The man responsible for promoting Playgirl's Levi Johnston shoot recently said the magazine became irrelevant because "the women working on it weren't keeping up with the times" and didn't cater to its not-so-secret gay audience. One ex-staffer begs to differ. More » -
#crotchwatchers
The Guy From Playgirl Hasn't Seen Levi Johnson's Junk Yet
"I don't think it's appropriate," says magazine consultant Daniel Nardicio. "When they're famous, [we don't] worry about it. We wouldn't turn away Levi if he had a small penis." [The Daily Beast] -
#northernexposure
Levi Not Joking About Showing His Johnston In Playgirl
This morning, Levi Johnston confirmed on The Early Show that he will definitely show his wang for a pictorial in Playgirl because, "We got to thinkin' we're gonna do it tastefully." More » -
#playthings
Full Frontal
Levi Johnston promises that he will "keep it classy" in his upcoming photo spread in Playgirl, which means we might not see his johnson. "I'm going to decide that on the fly...I don't want to do something I'll regret." [NYDailyNews] -
#playgirl
Christie Hefner: "Liberal Feminist," Capitalist Porn-Monger, Or Both?
A Times profile paints Christie Hefner, who recently retired as CEO of Playboy Enterprises, as a feminist and liberal leader. But given how she and dad Hugh made their money, is this possible? More » -
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#oldiesbutgoodies
Premarital Relations: Pro And Con.
Play Girl, 1965: "I'm well aware of the fact that non-virgins do manage to get married, but I'd rather not gamble on being passed from one fellow to another for sampling." [ModernMechanix]
