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more about #playboy more comments → randomnessish: I'm pretty sure they mean "Afroman's" jet. And by "jet" I mean "Caddy" more » Curtice: I'd rather play 'Bottoms Up,' the Colt 45 board game. more » Pogue Mahone: I imagine this jet sitting in Hefs' backyard, rusting and being held together with duct tape. Once a week they put a captains hat on him and wheel him... more » minniebaninnie: And by unique, they mean playing backgammon/monopoly/candyland with an elderly man and his sailor cap wearing friends on the plane, while taking perio... more » Lymed: I'm very disappointed in Geena Davis. more » nothanks: stop trying to make colt 45 happen more » veronykah: That reminds me of a conversation I had with a co-worker. He was telling me about how one of his friends knows some playmates, she herself is a center... more » RenoMartini: Referring to a Playboy nude shoot as "classy" makes as much sense as me referring to Pabst as "breakfast." more » BringerofthePain: And think - she's still young enough to be Hef's daughter! more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm fine with this if it's what she wants--but I somehow suspect she won't look 60 at all. more » femme-bot: Classy. don't think people know what that word means. more » ytuhermanotambien: How is being a call girl remotely different from being one of the Girls Next Door? more » woodsey: I've never seen the show with all the girls on it, but does anyone know how they work out who has sleep with Hefner that night? And also is he even s... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: The article also said that two of the athletes went on to marry their "dates" they were set up with... so that's not exactly being a hooker, right? It... more » lisas: I am shocked at the revelation that these 20-year-old women are only with 80-year-old Hefner because of money. Shocked. more » -
#mrsrobinson
Dubious Honors
Dutch reality star Patricia Paay is set to become the oldest woman to be featured in Playboy. But even at 60, she still has the same misguided belief as Levi Johnston that the nude shoot will be "classy." [News.com.au] -
#sexsells
Madam Claims Playmates For Hire; $10,000 A "Date"
Former Hollywood madam Michelle Braun alleges that Hugh Hefner's "girls" are actually call girls/hookers. During her 11-year career, Braun's clients were kings, athletes and, she hints, maybe even a host of American Idol. She's writing a book, naturally. [Page Six] -
#margeincharge
The Simpsons: Marge Poses Naked…Again
On last night's episode of The Simpsons, Marge and her fund-raising group the Charity Chicks decided to pose for a calendar. Their theme was "women in history," but after drinking several glasses of wine, Marge became a mom gone wild. More » -
#leftovers
Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
• Since us single folk are missing out on all those hilariously uncomfortable-looking sex positions featured each month in Cosmo, here's a helpful chart of sex positions for the lonely. We're digging the Abe Lincoln. • More » -
#pornpower
How Hugh Hefner Changed The World
Two new articles about Hugh Hefner detail his supposedly adorable childhood (comics, ping-pong), his squalid old age (the Playboy Mansion now smells bad), and what inspired him to create his sex empire. More » -
#aycaramba
Marge Simpson Poses Nude For Playboy
Marge Simpson will appear on the cover of Playboy's November issue in honor of The Simpsons 20th anniversary. She strips down to lingerie for a three-page pictorial inside the magazine, complete with an interview and data sheet. [E!, TMZ] -
#playgirl
Christie Hefner: "Liberal Feminist," Capitalist Porn-Monger, Or Both?
A Times profile paints Christie Hefner, who recently retired as CEO of Playboy Enterprises, as a feminist and liberal leader. But given how she and dad Hugh made their money, is this possible? More » -
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#dirtbag
Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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#tweetbeat
Hugh Hefner Makes Disturbing Announcement
Hugh Hefner just made a very disturbing announcement via Twitter about the November issue of Playboy. (Click image to view.) [Twitter] More » -
#maghag
In "The Hills Are Alive," The Jaw Hangs Open & The Eyes Are Dead
Images from Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot have hit the web. As mentioned earlier, she's not completely naked: "No nipples, no vagina, no ass." No ass, meaning: No Spencer. [Playboy] -
#dirtbag
Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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#dirtbag
Heidi & Spencer, Sarah Palin Find Forgiveness For The Weatherman, Comedian
- Spencer Pratt says that when he did the Today show, he thought that Al Roker was a "fan" "off the street." And! Heidi Montag's command for Al Roker?
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#realitybites
Kendra Gives In-Laws Her Playboy Spread
On last night's Kendra, Kendra met the parents of her fiancĂ© — Eagle Hank Baskett — for the first time. She brought her future in-laws/grandparents of her unborn baby a gift: A signed copy of a nudie mag she's in. More » -
#dirtbag
Rihanna Headed To Court; Judge Judy Tops Oprah; Kanye & Amber Still On?
- Guess who is going to have to face her abuser and testify? Rihanna:
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#strangebedfellows
Outraged Elizabeth Hasselbeck: NOW And Again
Elizabeth Hasselbeck, having been alerted to the now-removed Playboy article about how Guy Cimbalo would rather blow Regis than bang her, called NOW and discovered that - surprise! - they're opposed to sexism and misogyny aimed at conservative women, too. More » -
#leftovers
Capulet Balcony Cleared For Modern Weddings • Iranian Candidate Voices Support For Women's Rights
• The city of Verona has opened up the balcony where Juliet once pined for Romeo to modern lovers as a venue for weddings. Of course, the iconic setting comes at a steep price. • More » -
#politicalpersonal
Playboy On Conservative Women: "Castration Has Begun To Look Appealing"
Occasionally, we try to prove or disprove the trope that men read Playboy for the incisive articles. Today, having read Guy Cimbalo's epic work on the 10 conservative women he'd like to hate-fuck, we're guessing not too many men even care. More » -
#girlsnextdoor
Two Girls For Every
Working on the principle that more is always better, hemorrhaging Playboy tries to stay current by showcasing not one but two pneumatic centerfolds in its July/August issue. [UPI]BoyOctogenarian
