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more about #pillows Jack_Burton: If it didn't smell of cigarettes and FDS, it wouldn't be the same. more » the once and future estrojen: This will look awesome under my wooden-tits-drink-cabinet: [jezebel.com] more » LutherNipperkin: Am I the only one who wondered if they make them cooch-scented? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: This is vile. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I want to get my hubby a true size boobie pillow so he can use it as a security boob since he cannot seem to fall asleep without a death grip on it. N... more » LaComtesse: Disembodied human parts freak me out. Do you have any idea how long it took me to muster up the courage to get a vibrator that actually looked like a ... more » ellaesther: This is just all KINDS of creepy. more » FireflyinJuly: Ack! Will we be made obsolete???? What is our purpose now????? more » YourScreenplaySucks: This pillow, however, is awesome. I just found the perfect X-mas gift for every Godfather fan I know. more » sassyredhead: Oh Holy Hell! Part of me is grossed out and part of me is laughing. more » Samanthrax: This explains why elderly Japanese men are putting their heads on my lap on the bus. It's really fucking irritating. more » I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: Do they make these in black (people)? If they weren't $100, I might buy one for my cats. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): But, her legs are closed. The ultimate function of her womanhood is unaddressed. more » Khrushchev: Listen, if you want to get comfy, wrap yourself up in a Snuggie and go to a sporting event. Don't objectify my lap. more » morninggloria: Do they have the boob version? Because I'm getting my boyfriend one, so he leaves mine alone when he wants to take a nap. Nothing as painful as someon... more » Penny: The Japanese are a needy bunch, aren't they. more » pandorasmittens: Only if I get the Lap Man; a male torso complete with a heat-activated underwear bulge. more » yvanehtnioj: Also, synthetic laps can be made out of legs that are simultaneously amazingly skinny and super soft!! Why did we bother with actual women for so long? more » Raspberry Swirly: These are super old. I can't be creeped out by them anymore. more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Dammit, I was meaning to patent this. - Ed Kemper more » -
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Lap Dogs
Ever want to just rest your head in a woman's lap, without those pesky arms, torso, and head leaning over you and complicating matters? Now you can, for only $98.99. [PoppedCulture, via Andrew Sullivan]
