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more about #pigs pesematology: I didn't know anyone had the lung capacity to survive in space. For how long, did they say? more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): There's an American Mustache Institute? That just made my migraine-filled day. Please tell me Keith Hernandez, Tom Selleck, and Snidely Whiplash are... more » willwriteforfood: The thought that someone might pay over a million dollars for Sarah Palin's scrawl makes me want to throw up. I wish I could buy it just to smash it t... more » Ginmar Rienne: He was framed? Really? God, how many sexist myths are in there? The 'women lie' one, maybe the 'women are masochistic' one, too, plus a dash of 'a wom... more » sybann: I think the XBox would make a better world leader... more » EinDC: They might have better luck with the gay marriage legislation if it just allowed it in the capital city, rather than the capitol building. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm getting whiplash from the legislation about women wear. Not enough...too much...how about we just leave off worrying about it and get on with busi... more » badmutha: Of course the woman spiked her own drink to frame her lover! What woman hasn't thought "I'll get back at him if its the last thing I do!" more » wtfox?!: You can own this 60GB, perfect-condition, one-of-a-kind item before her expected run for president of the United States of America in 2012. This remi... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: A man reported that he'd seen a girl who looked like Dugard looking at a poster about her abduction at a gas station near Antioch, California and had ... more » CurtCole: I wonder what would happen if all gay people moved to Canada? At least then I would have a legitimate reason to buy a Northface jacket. more » WaltzingMatilda: I dunno. I prefer Pigggggsss innnn Spaaaaaaaace. more » BabyJane: Modern backyard pig pens? How very sty-lish. more » BeckySharper: Piggies! Adorable when young, delicious when old. (Something of a pain to keep at home, though, as they can be destructive, aggressive and LOUD.) more » CurtCole: Was I the only one who had a sheepish grin reading about pig rearing in people's back gardens? more » NewsBunny: I'm going to visit a very nice pig this weekend. Polly the Thousand Pound Pig. She lives in New York's Hudson Valley. She's a very cool pig. more » Jack_Burton: ...And the Thousand Acre Wood is now a parking lot. more » msAnthrope: "if people were superior to animals, they'd take better care of the world." ~~Winnie the Pooh more » battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: I always had a secret hope that Rabbit would one day catch Tigger and beat the every living shit out of him. I was a hyperactive child and even I th... more » missbananafish: The mere mention of Piglet cracks my cold, black heart. I just want to hug him and have him be my BFF. more » -
#leftovers
Doctor Claims He Was Framed In Miscarriage Case • Gay Couple Refused Right To Wed In Moscow
• Dr. Edwin Erin, who, as we mentioned earlier today, has been charged with poisoning his pregnant lover, is claiming that Bella Prowse spiked her own drink in an attempt to frame him. • More » -
#sadface
Roo The Day
What would A.A. Milne say? Pigs are suffering from flu; bears are being abused for "medicine"; now, thousands of kangaroos are being shot to death in Australia. [Times, HuffPo, The Awl, Guardian] -
