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more about #pets more comments → R_Claw: I don't know if they are really sharing a moment. Rocco is gonna cut a bitch if the pooch touches her, and Cassie's like what's up whatcha doing up t... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: You know, I have lots of pictures of our dog looking exactly like that from when we first got the kitty. The 80 lb lab was a liiiiittle more excited ... more » sybann: That golden is all "I can haz KITTEH!?" more » andromache: I want to cuddle this picture RIGHT MEOW more » Penny: That looks just like my cat Harper. That dog is totally going for its butt. more » o-line: My mom brought her Irish Setter to a blessing at a Catholic Church. The very tall dog lapped up some holy water directly from the holder near the entr... more » sybann: No shit! Hee - I wish I'd done that intentionally. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Okay, even before the dog craps all over it, this thing is just going to make everyone take notice of the dog's butthole. So, FAIL, or WIN, depends o... more » squirrelcop: Geez, whatever happened to a good old-fashioned pine tree? more » jfwlucy: Okay, there is a cute one of these that has a biohazard symbol on it. I might consider that just for picture-taking. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Somehow, I'm more offended by the flower than what it's covering. more » LaComtesse: My sister used to call our cat's ass a "lemonface butt." When asked what that meant, she said "It's what your mouth looks like when you bite into a le... more » MediasBlue: If I stuck one of those on either of our cats, there would not be a countdown fast enough to mark the time it took to give me facial and bodily scars. more » yvanehtnioj: That's not ... what manicure means. more » LaComtesse: I prefer to give my dog a barkzilian wax. more » -
#flowerpower
"A Cheerful Solution To Your Favorite Pet's Unmanicured Back Side"
Oh, dear. Look, if you really feel the need to cover your pet's "unmanicured back side" with a Rear Gear design, it might be time for you to consider giving your animal away and buying a doll instead. [WorldofWonder] -
#wildlife
Oh, Deer
Dillie, a pet deer living with an Ohio family, has to be the most spoiled pet in America. She is fed a nutritious diet of ice cream, linguine and roses, and she even has her own bedroom. More cute: [CBS] -
#todayincatalogs
Fetchdog, Drs Fosters & Smith: Howliday Humiliation For Dogs & Cats
Let's sing the praises of two pet catalogs — Doctors Fosters & Smith and Fetchdog: Jingle bells, my cat smells, my dog is not too bright… Oh what fun it is to shop for pet products tonight!
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#clips
GMA Goes "Inside The Secret World Of Cat Ladies"
Today GMA previewed tonight's 20/20 on the documentary Cat Ladies. Elizabeth Vargas notes that one woman's "16 feline friends aren't making it easier for her to find a man," and claims, "99% of cat hoarders are women." Clip at left. More » -
#leftovers
"That's What Sets Me Apart, Boxing With The Lads" • Town Outlaws Owning More Than 3 Cats
• 23-year-old Katie Taylor has swiftly become Ireland's real life million-dollar baby, and possibly their best hope for the 2012 Olympics. Although women's boxing is a new sport, Taylor is already expected to win the gold. • More » -
#costumedcanines
Slutoween Has Gone To The Dogs
Here's some scary news: Judging from the costumed pet photos on Dogster's blog, the inappropriately sexy Halloween costume trend has spread to dogs. No pets should be subjected to thong bikinis or sexy French maid outfits. [Dogster via Mental Floss] -
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#leftovers
Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
• A former policeman from Connecticut has been charged with raping his brother's girlfriend by impersonating his twin. The victim was initially fooled, but noticed during the rape that he lacked a tattoo. She says Rohrig continued the assualt. • More » -
#gooddog
You Can't Teach Old Dogs New Tricks... Or How To Use A Condom
The Malaysian SPCA commercial at left has a clever explanation for why it's important to get your pet spayed or neutered: dogs don't know how to use birth control. Unfortunately, neither do many humans. [AdRants] -
#leftovers
Woman Fries, Eats Ex's Goldfish • Judge Caught Masturbating At Hearing
• Texas police say that a Houston-area woman attempted to get back at her ex by frying their pet goldfish and eating them. Police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. • More » -
#donotwant
Im In Ur Internet, Banning Ur Cats
Urlesque's Kelly Reeves finds cat videos, (particularly the one at left) annoying, so she's organized a Day Without Cats On The Internet on September 9. Message to Reeves' two cats: someone needs to put a hairball in her shoe. [Wired] -
#poopscoop
Little Bo Poop
"I'm the guy with the night shift... We go out and we're walking and I'm picking up poop and in the background is the beautifully lit White House. It's quite a moment." Sounds like it! [AP] -
#byob
Japanese Cafe Lets Customers Dine With Bunnies
The Usagi-to-Cafe in Nagoya, Japan keeps 18 bunnies for customers to play with while they eat. In the video at left, one woman says she's even brought her own rabbit so he can mingle with the "staff bunnies." [Inventor Spot] -
#lolcats
Cat Says: F#¢k Off.
An Australian man claims his cat, Mischief, can talk. "He can say seven words all up: mum, no, now, what, f—k, pr—k and why." The cat declined to talk to reporters, instead scratching his owner, then hiding. [News.com.au] -
#cattoys
Barbie's Horse Outgrows Her Trailer
You may have enjoyed playing with Barbies when you were little, but your cat definitely didn't. [Buzzfeed] -
#heavypetting
Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
Were you aware that, "the front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun"? In the clip at left, the lost 5th Golden Girl shares a cat massage technique that she promises will make Whiskers drool... literally. [Buzzfeed] -
#lolcats
Cat Got Your Hand?
We can't tell if the cat in the video at left really wants to hold his owner's hand, or is just preventing her from posting a comment she'd regret later. [Buzzfeed] -
#dogfights
Pug Of War
A New Jersey couple who split in 2006 went to court for the third time yesterday to determine who gets custody of their dog Dexter. Their fight over the pug has already cost $40,000 in legal fees. [N.Y. Post] -
#pussinbus
Casper The Commuter Cat
Speaking of joyrides, Susan Finden of Plymouth, England wondered where her cat Casper would disappear to for an hour each morning. Then, a bus driver told her Casper frequently boarded his bus for an 11-mile trip through town. [Buzzfeed]
