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more about #petewentz more comments → Residentdrunkgirl: Is it me or does that bus seem super sized? more » Scout: Where's Ringo and George? more » kontrolle: I see a little silhouette of a man... more » IowaJezebel: I used to heart mr. baio and fantasize about him, in relation to my vagina. And now I realize it was because I must have known all along he was a dou... more » CanyonCareIsTimeConsuming: How rude, DJ Tanner! You're no longer my dream big sister. more » madeofawesome: Aw, remember when Scott Baio was in Charles in Charge? He seemed like such a *nice* boy. What the fk happened. more » EsmereldaFitzmonster: Scott Baio is just the poor man's Tony Danza. more » twirlywhirly: I feel like Yoko Ono's tweet and Mary Carey's tweet need to have a nice, romantic date. more » Scout: hey, everyone.....step. away. from. the. twatter. see, now! doesn't that feel better? more » swashbuckling: Yay Yoko Ono. When I first started college, I was handed a flyer for an event with "hot guys and girls" boasting a special appearance by Candace Came... more » smizmar: What the hell is everyone so up in arms about? So Scott Baio has an opinion about someone whose main objective is to garner as much attention as poss... more » bookling: Wait, what happened during Adam Lambert's performance that candace Cameron is upset about? I can't find a video of his performance anywhere. more » this_charming_one: Love Sherri Shepherd's tweet, because I too want a light up bra like Lady Gaga's... more » RenoDakota: Why does everything Kim Zolciak wears look like a slutty saloon girl Halloween costume? more » logruszed: I'd say Baio was a prick, but I like my own too much to compare him to one. He's a taint. I have no strong feelings for my taint. more » -
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Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More » -
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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More » -
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Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More » -
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Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
- A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]
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Nicole Richie Has A Confession To Make
Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie makes a confession, Jon Gosselin snarks about Kate's big interview, and Lindsay Lohan wants to be on True Blood. More » -
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A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married
- Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]
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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter Gets Hacked
Today in Tweet Beat, some "butthole" hacked into Billy Ray Cyrus' account, Sherri Shepherd gives relationship advice, and Jessica Simpson wants you to respect her dead dog's memory. More » -
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Billy Ray Pleads For Miley Cyrus To Return To Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton gets a pig, Kirstie Alley hates Chelsea Handler, and Jessica Simpson finally learns how to spell "Morocco." More » -
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Eli Roth Is A Mama's Boy
Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers. More » -
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Live Blog: 2009 VMAs
Janet Jackson performing in the Michael Jackson tribute that will open the 2009 VMAs is probably the most anticipated performance of the night, but we'll stick around for the rest of the 110 minutes to live blog.
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