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more about #petersarsgaard Zulkey: why do people keep asking any of the Kardashians questions? more » kookla: Sarah Jessica Parker, thank you for not pretending you can "do it all." more » BlondeGoddess: Stanley Tucci's comment is so, so sad. I didn't know that, about his wife. It explains why he doesn't want to do any press for The Lovely Bones. And w... more » marshmallory: I regret that SJP ever filmed Sex and the City 1. I can't imagine how she feels after number two. more » sirsnarksalot: Maggie Gyllenhaal, no one gives a rats ass about you. I have heard her bitch to the press so many times about how the paps hound her and her husband ... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Angie's dress in that picture has pockets and she still looks like a stunner. Clearly she is full of win. more » Tchotchke: Dave Grohl has always struck me as a really, really nice guy. more » Island of Misfit Toys: Confused here. Is the revised marriage agreement with Tiger Woods for seven additional years or seven years total (meaning only 2 more years since the... more » Penny: Tiger Woods is allegedly offering his wife Elin $80 million to stay for seven years in a revised prenup. Worth it? Call me shallow, but, HELLS YES. more » humenature: Regarding Alec Baldwin, for him to talk about suicicidal thoughts he had - to drum up sympathy for his boneheaded move? I love how it was so hard and ... more » Leucadia: Ok, I would like to make a public statement about this before the tabloids break the story: Mr. Leucadia and I had a major fight in 2006. Also 2007. A... more » EarlyGrey: All I want in life is a house in the west village too! Ah, to have rich parents. I'd say "Must be nice" but I'm sure having Courtmey Love as a mother ... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Stanley Tucci...I love you. That's all. more » KatieBLV: First World Problems: "Which of my many noxious cars should I use to asphyxiate myself?" "I wish I got to spend more time with my children than the ... more » i_am_me: Can Tina Fey/NBC/their EAP please get Alec Baldwin some help? Maybe some family counseling with his daughter? I realize I don't actually KNOW the man,... more » Blackagar Boltigon: SHAME ON YOU, brad and angelina, for raising curious, culturally minded children! (when i was eight, i would have DEMANDED my parents take me to see a... more » GirlFailer: Yay for Kim Kardashian! Quick Trim got you back down to your 9th grade weight AND you didn't even have a heart attack! Success! more » harperpitt: One of my only good celebrity stories involves wee Patrick Schwarzenegger. A friend of mine saw him and Papa Ah-nold in the Urban Outfitters in Georg... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: It's unfortunate that SJP says she has a "wonderful nanny," and not something like, "Matthew Broderick and the nanny both really help out a lot." I d... more » quatrevingtquatre: Uh, new Real Housewives of NYC lady? You do not sound more awesome for saying that. You just sound stupid. Do you live under a rock? How could you not... more » -
#dirtbag
Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight
- Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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#dirtbag
Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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#ido
Wedding Waatch
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, parents of 2-year-old Ramona, got maarried on Saturday in Italy. Congraats! [ET] -
#snapjudgment
Peter Sarsgaard Is Not In On Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal's Joke
[New York, February 12. Image via Splash.]
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#tmi
Lovaah (Oy)
For whatever reason - probably the same reason we cringe at "making love" - learning that Peter Sarsgaard refers to Maggie Gyllenhaal as "lover" is a SNL-like detail we didn't want to know. [NY Times] -
