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more about #petercook TheUptightMidwesterner: Yo, Mr. Lohan... Generally you don't really ANNOUNCE ahead of time your intentions to do an intervention. more » tailfeather: Slightly confused by Carey Mulligan's quote about Nick Hornby's genius understanding of schoolgirl mentality...: "Set in the 1960s and based on a mem... more » cinara: I just want to say that most Australians are completely ashamed of the 'sketch' shown on Hey Hey It's Saturday, and of all the apologists that seem to... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Awww, Patrick Stewart I just want to give you a hug and get you a cup of tea. earl grey. hot. more » willwriteforfood: "My parents gave me a strong social conscience as well as any acting genes I may have." I wonder where Jon Voight's social conscience went when he we... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Valerie, there is nothing wrong with a big slice of pizza. The key is moderation. It also doesn't hurt to be active. Denying yourself, however, wil... more » Hiroine Protagonist: Michael Lohan, you ass face - how exactly does one get "addicted" to bi-polar medication? Hmm? Or anti-depressants? Moron. Are diabetics addicted to i... more » GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): Michael Lohan, I'm not sure why White Oprah not being on the same page as you means you have to do things publicly. more » theKP: Dear Jon Gosselin, You are not welcome on Team Cake. In fact, your dessert privileges have been revoked for a full year. Kindly stay away from everyt... more » Bunsen Honeydew: Oh by the way, slightly off topic, but who wants to start a pool for when Jon Gosselin finds religion? I'm guessing 3 months from now. more » bess marvin, girl detective: excellent. this site needs more coverage of seemingly intelligent and charming women like carey mulligan. as for john cleese, thanks for reassuring ... more » Bunsen Honeydew: I don't think the Australians really understand the concept of Blackface and that under no circumstances is that okay. It's not a simple imitation, it... more » shorty63136: Birthday fail. more » odinsraven: Oh, Khloe, you'll need to learn right quick that the only way to be reference your husband's basketball season is to include phrases like "at least th... more » ritualtheory: Actually, I'm going to go out on a limb and assert that food is more important than Valerie Bertinelli. more » ExtensionOfBob: I miss Cupcake Cafe cake. :-( In other news, ummm, I feel like interventions are supposed to be a secret until you have the intervention...? Aren't ... more » TransFat: If I had a paid leave of absence for every time I had hot sex with a man in a position of power I'd never have to work again...Kind of a good racket i... more » Triphena: Those interventions Lindsay's family are reportedly planning every other month would probably work better if they ever got around to actually holding it. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Not to brag or anything, Valerie Bertinelli, but I have totally "perfected this eating thing". I'm amazing at chewing, swallowing, and then turning my... more » Bgirl_Hamster: Re the Peter Sarsgaard quote: I've seen the maturity level of 16 year old kids in commenting on this site during the T-Shirt debacle. There is no way ... more » -
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Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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Brad Pitt: "Angie Is Not A Homewrecker"
- Brad Pitt's on the cover of W, two months after ladyfriend Angelina Jolie graced the mag. In the photo by artist Chuck Close, Brad looks… wrinkly. [Just Jared]
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