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more about #peterandre PaintedTrollop: Gene Simmons had a sex tape - and from it we learned that he's awful in bed, and not well hung. more » Island of Misfit Toys: I'm not nearly as repulsed by Russell Brand's bedroom as I thought I would be...It must be because he isn't in it. #jenniferlopez more » queen_caribbean: Where are the zealots crying about the sanctity of marriage when a celebrity's ex plans to release a tell-all or other private materials? What goes on... more » LaComtesse: Why is Kate Winslet getting a nomination for The Reader NOW? The movie came out about a year ago! (Also: it wasn't that good.) #jenniferlopez more » scandalouskiki: At first glance, it kind of looked like Jennifer Lopez was checking her pulse in that photo. #jenniferlopez more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Andre is passionately anti-abortion but accepted his glamour model wife needed the procedure after a doctor told her there were "complications" with t... more » phantom lady: If Josh's stripper didn't know he was married, why would she then ask him if he was Fergi's husband? More importantly, why am I giving this any though... more » J.D.Regent: Like I didn't already want to be Sophia Loren enough. more » SevenNationArmy: "A lot of people, especially this season, are very frustrated and angry with Don" Really? Maybe its the sites/forums I vist but Don could rape and ki... more » LaComtesse: Why is Jennifer Lopez wearing the Hamburglar's mask? #jenniferlopez more » georgina: I feel quite well-updated on the Saved By the Bell cast members' lives. Thanks Jezebel! #jenniferlopez more » cocobanal: This will probably be my first and last Kristen Stewart comment, but I wanted to post it to commend her on being aware of her grammar! I hope some of ... more » Diziet_Sma: Wow. Russell Brand's pad is horrible. I thought he had more taste. #jenniferlopez more » AnnieSaBu: ROGER AND MONA ARE MARRIED IN REAL LIFE? My Monday just improved considerably. #jenniferlopez more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Yo, Mr. Lohan... Generally you don't really ANNOUNCE ahead of time your intentions to do an intervention. more » tailfeather: Slightly confused by Carey Mulligan's quote about Nick Hornby's genius understanding of schoolgirl mentality...: "Set in the 1960s and based on a mem... more » cinara: I just want to say that most Australians are completely ashamed of the 'sketch' shown on Hey Hey It's Saturday, and of all the apologists that seem to... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Awww, Patrick Stewart I just want to give you a hug and get you a cup of tea. earl grey. hot. more » willwriteforfood: "My parents gave me a strong social conscience as well as any acting genes I may have." I wonder where Jon Voight's social conscience went when he we... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Valerie, there is nothing wrong with a big slice of pizza. The key is moderation. It also doesn't hurt to be active. Denying yourself, however, wil... more » -
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J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake; Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention
- Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.
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Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
- Breaking the hearts of every boy I went to elementary, middle, and high school with, Alyssa Milano married her boyfriend of three years, David Bugliari, in New Jersey yesterday. Bugliari's good friend, Bradley Cooper was in attendance. [People]
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Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis
- Mel Gibson's pregnant girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."
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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?
- Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:
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Jen & Courteney On The Rocks; Amy Gets Divorced
- Is Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's friendship in trouble? A source says:
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Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]
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Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
- In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."
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Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed
- Forbes compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and Beyoncé is at number one: She brought home an estimated $87 million over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [Mirror]
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Michael's Mother Files For Custody Of Kids; Diane Keaton Treated For Head Injury
- Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks Debbie Rowe may try to get custody of her two children.
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Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant
- Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest
- Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:
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Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.
- Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:
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A Baby Boy For Kimora And Djimon, Brad Pitt Takes A Shot At Mel Gibson
- Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou had a baby boy last night- Kimora announced the news via her Twitter page: "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!" Congrats! [People]
