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more about #penissize Lymed: From the perspective of the benefit of the country as a whole, wouldn't it make more sense to give priority to younger men who have more years to repr... more » bowleserised: Welcome to socialist healthcare! more » gertymac: I love the disclaimer always associated with medicines/treatments for this sort of thing: "only use this product if you are healthy enough for sexual ... more » Agumen: I know this is supposed to be just a joke article, but I have a serious question. The implants they're talking about are for men with penile injuries... more » morninggloria: I won't be satisfied until science has discovered a way to give men the ability to jizz in different colors. I'm tired of pearl necklaces. Throw me ... more » femme-bot: But I thought Cuban Cigars were supposed to be the best? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The era of Fidel Castrate is truly over! more » FroderickFronkensteen: Oh good, I was so worried about those penises not being satisfied. Now we can move on to other important issues like that health care thingy. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: The best thing is that it can be an insert "dick" joke, an "insert dick" joke, or a "dick insert" joke. Comedy trifecta! more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Maybe if we add that to the covered procedures for the public option the republicans will vote for it. It's hard to imagine any of them bigger dicks ... more » mypsychoticself: When these guys offer health care, they don't dick around. ... On a more serious note, how do we not have free health care yet? more » BearDownCBears: Big deal. I live in DC and we have tons of dick transplants. They work on K Street. more » morninggloria: Why don't they institute an abstinence-only program of AIDS prevention in Africa? It's worked wonders completely eliminating teen pregnancy in the Un... more » SleepsWithButterflies: They've started 'circumcision clinics' here in South Africa in order to combat the rampant spread of HIV, too. With 1,000 dying per day in this count... more » Freddie DeBoer: Education and funding for the use of circumcision to help slow the spread of HIV in sub-Saharan Africa is something I support entirely. It's worth say... more » artyfarty: I really wish that the medical community would make up it's mind about circumcision. My son was not circumsized at birth because it's not common pract... more » chatterboxwriting: I may be one of the few, but give me a man with a penis shorter than 7" any day. Seriously, the first time I ever went to the gyno, she told me not t... more » Ultraprison!: If he really likes you, he'll send you a picture of it after two or three good IM convos. doesn't anyone know internet dating etiquette? more » nakedscience: Also I like my cervix being hit. I cannot be the only one. more » BicSharpie: I'm a dude and have wondered what it would be like if to fit in, I had to wear pants with a sock type thing in the crotch of my pants that held my jun... more » -
#sizematters
Insert Dick Joke Here
Cuban authorities announced that they are offering free penis implants to men whose "sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments." While over-40s and those with diabetes are given first priority, the government program will soon be expanded. [Independent] -
#trimmingthefat
Size Matters
But not how you'd think: Scientists have found that men with larger foreskins are at a higher risk for contracting HIV. Doctors are considering offering circumcision to men in Uganda to help combat the spread of the virus. [Reuters] -
#measureofaman
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