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    Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve: Jesus. Just... no. NO ONE owns someone elses genitals. NO ONE. more »
    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: OOOWWWW. Oh man. My imaginary penis hates this woman. Or maybe I should call it my sympathy penis. Either way, Jebus Christ, lady. That's what DIVORCE... more »
    Khrushchev: I am honestly kind of horrified at the levity with which this is being treated. more »
    NefariousNewt: For some reason, The Doors "Come on Baby Light My Fire" is playing in my head. more »
    hellosunshine: I... I'm simultaneously horrified and giggling (<-the picture!) - mostly horrified. more »
    Mr_Human: A lot of the commenters here are seriously damaged. A man is dead. If the genders had been reversed, there would be all sorts of (justified) outrage. more »
    Jamie Sommers: this reminds me of a case a defense attorney once told me about. the woman was tried for shooting her husband to death. one of the autopsy photos show... more »
    tscheese: Y'know, I've experienced some penis that I've really liked in this short life of mine, but I never wanted to take any of it with me. more »
    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): This actually amused me, and then I felt ashamed and realised that I'm probably going to hell. But come on, we've all fantasised about cutting a cheat... more »
    llamalash★: All of this could have been avoided if someone had only told her she CAN own his penis (replica) by simply making a mold of it. A quick google search ... more »
    ItchykooParker: I just have to say, this post is making my heart burst with love for you Jezzies. Obviously this is NOT an amusing tale; however, here I am laughing a... more »
    Lyesmith: I'm really curious as to how burning an um, bodily appendage (can I even call a penis an appendage? Anyway...) makes it yours. more »
    haguenite: Yes, because he'd really still be able to fuck her after she burnt his penis. Seriously. Do these people just not think about their actions for more t... more »
    exelizabeth: And yeah, we don't laugh at the stories of women getting set on fire/mutilated by their posessive male partners, so I'm not sure what's up with all th... more »
    exelizabeth: This is not the kind of gender equality I like to see. Sadly, if you reverse the genders, how common is this attitude of having a "right" to another p... more »
    whatsername: "Dude, Rajini, wtfmate. You totally torched our 'roo viewing deck""Look, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs ... more »
    LucilleMcGillicuddy: Let's take a collection and get a BOB. more »
    Grim Reaper of the Forest: I'm cooking sausages tonight, so I have to make sure my husband doesn't see this story. Wait, I should show him this story so there will be more saus... more »
    sportz.star: I know that a burning sensation means that you should immediately report to a doctor, but this takes it a little far. more »
    sequined: Extensive psychological assessment strikes me as a good match for her. more »
  • #weenieroast

    Australian Woman On Murdered Husband: "His Penis Should Belong To Me"

    Earlier this month, an Australian woman torched her own home, causing $700,000 worth of damage and the death of her husband when she tried to light his penis on fire.