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more about #penis Lymed: From the perspective of the benefit of the country as a whole, wouldn't it make more sense to give priority to younger men who have more years to repr... more » bowleserised: Welcome to socialist healthcare! more » gertymac: I love the disclaimer always associated with medicines/treatments for this sort of thing: "only use this product if you are healthy enough for sexual ... more » Agumen: I know this is supposed to be just a joke article, but I have a serious question. The implants they're talking about are for men with penile injuries... more » morninggloria: I won't be satisfied until science has discovered a way to give men the ability to jizz in different colors. I'm tired of pearl necklaces. Throw me ... more » femme-bot: But I thought Cuban Cigars were supposed to be the best? more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): The era of Fidel Castrate is truly over! more » FroderickFronkensteen: Oh good, I was so worried about those penises not being satisfied. Now we can move on to other important issues like that health care thingy. more » TheFormerJuneBronson: The best thing is that it can be an insert "dick" joke, an "insert dick" joke, or a "dick insert" joke. Comedy trifecta! more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: Maybe if we add that to the covered procedures for the public option the republicans will vote for it. It's hard to imagine any of them bigger dicks ... more » mypsychoticself: When these guys offer health care, they don't dick around. ... On a more serious note, how do we not have free health care yet? more » BearDownCBears: Big deal. I live in DC and we have tons of dick transplants. They work on K Street. more » Ultraprison!: Between this and Penn Jilette's bull testicles comments, this show is turning into Top Chef After Dark. Love it! #natalieportmantopchef more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I love Tom, not just because he knows how to set up a joke, but because he also wrote an article that taught me how to cook the best steak EVER. more » Thistledew: I was confused about this challenge. Why couldn't they use pasta, rice, tofu, etc to add to the dishes? it seemed like they were only allowed to use... more » lovecake: She disgusts me after her support of Polanski. Any amusement I would have found in this in the past is completely gone. #natalieportmantopchef more » ellesbelles: since i pretty much try to speak exclusively in "thats what s/he saids" and double entendres, does that mean i can be on top chef now? as a panelist, ... more » Uncommon Whore: I love how giddy Padma is with the girly girls! And I have to give Colicchio some props for setting that joke up. He knew what he was doing. #natali... more » JinxyMcDeath: It was totally juvenile and predictable, and made me laugh really hard... Also, I know a lot of people who knew Natalie growing up. They say she's s... more » bluebears: sigh. yeah I WANT to like her. and yet... #natalieportmantopchef more » -
#sizematters
Insert Dick Joke Here
Cuban authorities announced that they are offering free penis implants to men whose "sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments." While over-40s and those with diabetes are given first priority, the government program will soon be expanded. [Independent] -
#dicks
Crocheted Cock
This strap-on is the epitome of fashion over function, in that it always remains soft. [Buzzfeed] -
#ballgame
What Penis Game Did Ricky Gervais Invent?
Last night, Ricky Gervais was on The Tonight Show, where he told Conan about a game he invented involving his pajamas, his girlfriend (or mum!) and his cock and balls. (We think - the phrase, for some reason, was bleeped.) -
#grossgenitalia
Are Four Heads Better Than One?
The video at left features the echidna, a.k.a. spiny anteater, which is the only mammal that lays eggs. But, what really sets echidnas apart from other members of the animal kingdom is that the males have a four-headed penis. [Buzzfeed] -
#privates
Q: What To Do When Your Little Girl Is Playing With Her Brother's Penis?
A: Teach her the triumphant "Vagina Song!" More » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
"Moms depend on Pork like kids depend on moms." Haha, someone cocked up this ad. Looks like they're holding dildos. Click to enlarge. Enlarge! Hahaha. [Vintage Ads] -
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#dickheads
Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
There are so many unintentionally hilarious "parts" in this Scientific American feature about penis shape, starting with the entire premise. More » -
#strangebuttrue
Medical Marvel
An infant in China was born with a rare medical condition: he has two penises. And one of them is located in the middle of his back. Let the dick-punning begin. [WorldofWonder]
