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more about #penelopecruz rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: How do you take singing, dancing, and sexy women and ruin them? Go fuck yourself Robert Marshall, you fucking ruined Christmas. I don't want to see y... more » JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: Oh I feel so vindicated! I've been complaining recently about how they insist on casting 'actresses' into musical and dance roles and how they can nev... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: The New York Times review was most entertaining. "Stacy Ferguson, known to pop-music fans as Fergie, is Saraghina, the village prostitute who provide... more » maude_flanders: They scrapped from songs from the original musical, so did they write some new (shitty) ones for this? I.e., Kate Hudson's stupid song? I really DID ... more » sensitivitycop: People who write about film tend to have one fatal flaw - deconstruction. I saw the film for a work assignment. If I was really, really bored I mig... more » cand86: Oh, don't tell me this, please! I have really been looking forward to seeing this with my bestie, ever since we randomly went to Chicago one day and ... more » GlitteryUnicorn: For some reason Penelope Cruz looks really bad in this movie. I don't know what it is. I really can not sit through another Kidman movie, I find mysel... more » AnnieLaurie: God help me, I actually enjoyed it (I saw it a few weeks ago at some advanced screening my friend had passes for). I see the problems the critics had... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Not going to lie, I am glad this is getting bad reviews. When I saw the first trailer, with only the actresses and no voice over or plot summary, I wa... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Not going to lie, I am glad this is getting bad reviews. When I saw the first trailer, with only the actresses and no voice over or plot summary, I wa... more » sequined: Reading bad film reviews is one of my delights in life, so this is a real treat. Thank you, Margaret, for this early Christmas gift! more » KiddyKat: This movie may suck but it inspired some of the most amazingly hilarious similes, metaphors, and hyperboles ever to be penned by movie critics. I was ... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm a musical theatre nerd, and I have no desire to see this. All the wind-blown, naked, non-musical, gyrating Hollywood Stars (TM) are a complete tu... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I actually saw this show on Broadway. I'm feeling oooold. I remember that number Anita Morris did that was, for all intents and purposes, a gymnasti... more » vitajex: My favorite part of 'Nine' was when Kate Hudson and the other rag dolls all realized their true purpose and defeated the giant mechanical spider monst... more » BestEuphemismEver: You missed the best one - Peter Bradshaw's one star special: "Listen: can you hear a sort of whooshing and gurgling? That is the sound of Daniel Day-L... more » TexasCrude: You know, the song that Kate Hudson sings? Not bad or particularly unlistenable, I actually liked it, but I'd be crazy embarrassed if someone found it... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: I heard some musical clips on NPR yesterday. I had to repress my gag reflex. more » Highsmith: "Daniel Day-Lewis "sounds strangely like the Count from Sesame Street" when he sings". Hahaha! more » willwriteforfood: "He only married Elin Nordegren to boost his public image." How's that workin' out for ya, Tiger? more » -
#criticalmass
Nine: Like "A Spread In A Victoria's Secret Catalog, Only Less Tasteful"
The much-hyped new musical Nine is based on Federico Fellini's classic 8 1/2 and stars six Oscar-winning actors, but critics find it disappointing. It seems the film is crippled by the same problem plaguing its main character: lack of inspiration. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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#bestofthebest
Good Witches' Brew: Best Red Carpet Outfits Of 2009
Cover your eyes if you're questioning your commitment to Sparkle Nation, because this year's best gowns were a blinding bevy of sparkles, sequins and stars. And yes, they were good.
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#dirtbag
SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
- Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?
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#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. More » -
#goodbadugly
It's A Perfect Ten At The New York Nine Premiere
It was an A-list family affair at NYC's Ziegfeld Theatre Nine premiere: Madonna and Lourdes; Goldie and Kate; Mary-Kate and Ashley - and, of course, the lovely galaxy that is the cast. And, yes, it was amazing: More » -
#dirtbag
MTV Pulls Snooki Punch Scene From Air, Renee And Bradley Get Serious, And Russell Impresses Katy's Parents
- After a clip of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi getting punched in the face went viral last week, MTV has decided to pull the scene from an upcoming episode of Jersey Shore, stating that what happened to Snooki was "disturbing." [E!]
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#goodbadugly
Nine Premiere Is...Fellini-esque!
The Nine premiere - complete with Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson - is one I've been looking forward to for ages. And the Odeon Leicester Square event did not disappoint. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbag
Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#ragtrade
No Blake For Beckham; Supermodel Puts Photos On Display
- Victoria Beckham's team always denies the best rumors. Blake Lively, apparently, will not be the face of her next campaign for the dress line. [UK Vogue]
- Helena Christensen's photographs of climate change in Peru are being exhibited in London. [BBC]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbag
Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
- Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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#goodbadugly
Many Stars, Lots Of Clothes, At Pippa Lee.
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee is one of those movies with a cast of thousands, so obviously, this screening, at AMC Loews 19th Street in NYC, was star-studded. Julianne, Penelope, Marion, Blake, Robin, and many more... More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
