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more about #penelope RedLantern: What some people do? When they want a regular job? They put together a resume and apply for one. This can be time consuming and cut into the time o... more » JennaW: Really, Patrick? You saw someone in period costume in a theater and your first thought was "it must be a ghost?" more » lilbobbytables: Patrick Stewart saw a ghost while performing Waiting For Godot with Ian McKellen at the Theatre Royal Haymarket, which many believe is haunted. Stewar... more » minnesotameltdown: I wonder if Carey Mulligan kisses as well as Shia LaBeouf's mom does. more » likepenguins: Enough people listen to BBC Radio Ulster to call in an OfCom complaint? "I look though everything and make what I believe is art out of it." Lady Ga... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Wait, Debi Mazar is on DWTS? That seems a little unfair, no? more » Nariel: I would like Chris Brown and Jon Gosselin to go live on the moon. They can whine at each other about how they're being treated unfairly. more » BetteD: "Chris Brown must stay 100 years away from her." Oh, if only this was what the judge had really said... more » Eric Northman is mine: Doesn't True Blood set a new record like every week? Yeah wait till the finale, the numbers will be through the roof. more » bess marvin, girl detective: let it be noted that i approve of the lovely miss mulligan, my new girl crush, to have her way with my shia pet. so it's been written, so it shall be... more » TransFat: If Jean Luc said he saw a ghost he saw a ghost and I will cut anyone who argues otherwise. I don't care how much radiation fried his brain in the holo... more » ihateyourescalade: Psst, Jon: Go. Inside. Your. House. Do not come out for six months. Nightmare over. more » Ailatan: I said it this morning and I'll say it again, I expected better from Carey Mulligan. more » Casquivana: Tabloids were my text books Well, that explains a lot. more » AnotherJenn: If he wanted to be like Kenny Rogers, Billy Ray should have opened a fried chicken place instead of pimping out his daughter so he could have an actin... more » Gretchen now has TWO kittens: Oh Steven, of course you don't sound drunk or fucked up now. more » Santos L Halper: In her chemistry research, Lady Gaga made a breakthrough discovery: moronic bonds. more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Billy Ray was in Mulholland Drive? Damn, missed that. But I spent the entire time being so confused I'm not really surprised. more » Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit): Damnit. I stan for "30 Rock" but Jenna's Filipino joke from last episode kinda bugged, and Alec's crack [smh] is gonna make it a wee bit hard for me t... more » unmoldednicole: Well now I just google imaged "mary louise parker nude". Her tah tah's are fine. more » -
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Chris Brown Sentenced; Jon Gosselin Wants Regular Job
- Chris Brown was sentenced today to 5 years probation and 180 days of community labor. The judge said she's aware of the rumors that he and Rihanna are in touch and won't tolerate a violation of the protective order.
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Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
- Alec Baldwin is public enemy number one in the Philipines because last week when David Letterman asked Baldwin about his desire to expand his family, he joked:
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Brown's Lawyers Say Rihanna Shouldn't Testify; No Juicy Fight For Jen & John
- Chris Brown's lawyers are arguing that Rihanna shouldn't have to testify in court because her name and other information was leaked. They say she shouldn't be forced to compromise her privacy any further. [TMZ]
