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more about #paulsimon more comments → nancystender: I wish I could see her off-Bway show. I love Carrie Fisher so much. And I heard her being interviewed on NPR the other day. Leonard Lopate says, "... more » pond-side-over: Oh Carrie, ignore them - "Cute" & "hot"comes and goes, but clearly beauty is forever. more » sybann: God I love her. Remember Carrie - that asshole will grow old too (if he's lucky) and probably not be able to get it up without a little blue pill and ... more » hughman: another reason to be happy to be a gay man : carrie fisher adores us. more » Casquivana: "Is that flattering?" haha! She's awesome. I love the fact that she's so painfully self-aware, but never apologetic. She is who she is and doesn't care. more » BuffyBot: paul simon's biggest fangirl here (ineedtomeetpaulsimon.blogspot.net) personally i think some of the greatest music in history was written about how h... more » DandiDame: "That hurt all seven of my feelings." Bwah! She rules. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I love Carrie Fisher. Also, how weird is it that people expect her to look exactly the same as she did 30 years ago? Sorry Star Wars fanboys, but peop... more » QoB: Carrie Fisher and Paul Simon were married? My mind is blown. more » Mafalda para Presidente: How weird must it be to end up doing orientation with someone famous? Trying to play it cool all the time, it's what I would do, but I'd be secretly ... more » jigglyball: John Gosselin can't sit on someone he despises? Clearly, he's not familiar with the hate fuck. more » indeedso: The first part of that headline had me all, wait, since when can gynecologists tell if you're gay? more » FurrierAndIves: Oh, no George Hamilton. Someone stole your childhood! Call Bill Murray to hook you up w/Jim Jarmusch. The nerve, humph! (Skipping over any notes conn... more » viklane: Poor Emma Watson. That's just cruel -- no one should have their stupid freshman orientation games photographed. more » NefariousNewt: "Jude Law's spawn" makes it sound like the child will burst out of Samantha Burke's chest when it's born. more » -
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Carrie Fisher Faces Criticism From Paul Simon, Star Wars Fans
Last night on Letterman Carrie Fisher discussed her divorce from Paul Simon, saying it's "trippy" to "turn on the radio and hear yourself complained about in song." She also doesn't recommend Googling yourself "without lubricant." Clip at left. -
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Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault
- Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:
