Jezebel 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #paulnewman Rooo sez BISH PLZ: *fangirl sigh* more » itsonreserve: If they ever invent a time machine, I will first have sex with Paul Newman. Then, you know, stop Hitler or something. more » token_illiterate_commenter: Absolutely great human, but it is easier to be on the government's shit list when you are rich and famous. Those who held to their ideals in face of p... more » Kivrin: Oh, I still miss him. He was, is, and always will be my ideal man. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: ♡♡♡♡♡. He's 1 through 5 on my Freebie Five. more » GirlFailer: AND his organic coffee is the beans! more » Ms. Stewbert has left the building (suck it Gawker): To be honest, Perez Hilton is SO 2000 and late and everyone knows Will.I.Am has the boom boom pow. What did they expect would happen? more » femputer: "I wanted to act, not be famous" - I hear this all the time, but can't quite place my finger on why it irks me so much. You can't act without an audi... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Katy Perry, shush your fauxmosexuality already. Enough is enough. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Jezebel readers must be the only people who find it difficult to believe that Jennifer Aniston sits around writing perfumed notes to sweaty, douchey g... more » MissMoneypenny: Ok, is this Eva Greene movie going to be controversial because it's about a lesbian relationship or because it's about a teacher hvaing sex with an un... more » MagicEyes: I had to check out Lindsay's shoes...then I saw this: Lady GaGa shoots fireworks from her bra! more » cantstopwontstop: Attention Hollywood: Why HASN'T there been a Mother Goose movie staring Dolly Parton? Box Office GOLD! more » Breamworthy: The tattoo seems to say "Stars, all we ask for is the right..." and given her obsession with Marilyn Monroe, I think the last two words are "...to twi... more » tscheese: Kelly Osbourne, I like you and all, but I'm not sure if 16 chapters of you explaining your own personal bildungsroman is going to be all that useful o... more » eve804: Oh good lord, I must know what Rachel Griffiths named her daughter...doesn't she have a child named Banjo Moonpie or something? more » Trulymadlyme: Then she moped around her mansion and sobbed giant old lonely spinster tears until her young gardener, Thor, from UCLA stumbled upon her. She then d... more » Ailatan: I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do. Substitute "club" with "country ball" and I'm... more » TinkishDelight: I don't understand this Posh reducing her implants to be in Vogue thing. She's BEEN in Vogue. I have a copy of the magazine with her on the cover?? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm starting to really like Anne Hathaway. She seems like that really cool friend you hang out with in a cafe while talking about art and politics. more » -
#thedicklist
"Daughter: Newman Liked Being On Nixon Enemies List"
...as if you needed more reasons to love the late, great Paul Newman. [Yahoo] -
#dirtbag
Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
-
#dirtbag
Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
-
#dirtbag
Lindsay Hits The Dance Floor In Front Of Leonardo
- Lindsay Lohan was spotted "cozied up together deep in conversation" with Leonardo DiCaprio at a Hollywood nightclub. Lindsay reportedly got up and started dancing in front of Leo, who "seemed to be enjoying it." [TheSun]
-
#manhandling
Against All Odds, Some Male Celebs Manage To Be Faithful
"It's a serious quandary for every married man — who also happens to be ridiculously good-looking," writes Simon Usbourne in The Independent. The quandary in question: staying faithful while "women literally throw themselves at you." More » -
#dirtbag
Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
-
