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more about #paulmccartney more comments → MargaretMoony: *Gasp* NOT THE FRENCH FRIES!!! more » kookla: I would give my first born to hear Jake utter the line: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, but the chalice from the palace h... more » Snowbunny: Many parts of me think I would enjoy being fucked by David (Boreanaz). Also; if somebody told me they would pay me "more than one but less than three... more » Scout: Jane & Bradley!!! nooooooooooooo! no no! *stomps foot* I love you Jake but don't you dare TOUCH! The Court Jester *adores Danny Kaye* and Jac... more » scandalouskiki: The idea of Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan together may have just blown my mind. Does. Not. Compute. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Well, they haven't taken down any of Tiger's billboards in Times Square. Yet. Jessica, please don't let this be a Tony Romo repeat. "Victoria Beckha... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Oh, Jessica. Just go to college or something! Have a life of your own! more » SarahHeartburn: Count the typos in the Daily Mail George Michael story. I know most proofreaders all over the world have been fired, but doesn't anyone use Word to c... more » BlondeGoddess: I miss the good old days of 'kiss, don't tell'. more » la.donna.pietra: You know, I could wake up to way worse things on my computer screen than a hypothetical three-way involving Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz. more » whats_in_a_name: While I in general like the Smashing Pumpkins I feel it necessary to quote a professor that I also happen to agree with: "Despite all his rage he's st... more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Zach Galifinakis FTW. more » cate3710: Hortense, nothing is worse than Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila, and you know it. Jessica Simpson would be an upgrade at this point. more » kookla: I could give two shits about Brad Pitt, but give me a break! Sorry the structures are not "esthetically pleasing" to some armchair architect who proba... more » TildeMarks: William Shatner is just the 'shat'. more » -
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More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
- According to Radar Online, Tiger Woods has agreed to pay alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel "more than one million but less than three million" to keep her from sharing the details of their relationship with the public. [RadarOnline]
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
- Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]
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Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
- A judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to appear in court tomorrow for a progress report because officials from her alcohol education course reported concerns about her sobriety. If she violated the terms of her probation, she could be jailed.
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Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans
- Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.
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Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland
- Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]
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Losing Daisy Leaves Jess At "Worst Place Ever"; Khloé Will Marry This Weekend
- One of Jessica Simpson's "friends" claims she's at her lowest point ever after losing her dog because, "Daisy was her baby... It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever."
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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
- Jessica Biel is "the most dangerous celebrity to search in cyberspace," according to security software firm McAfee.
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#nannydiaries
Which Celeb Couple Did Big Brother Houseguest Nanny For?
Big Brother 11 contestant Lydia Tavera's bio on CBS says that she "has been up-close-and-personal with fame as she used to be a nanny for a high profile couple." We (may have) found out who it is. More » -
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Russell Turns Lindsay Down, Harry Potter Writes Hooker Poetry, And Ryan Goes Green
- Daniel Radcliffe is a budding poet: one of his poems (written when he was 17, mind you) can be read here. It involves "glistening blondes," and "hookers and lies." Hookers and lies?! That's 10 points from Gryffindor! [DailyMail]
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Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
- Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.
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Rupert Grint Now Studying Defense Against The Swine Flu
- Harry Potter starRupert Grint recently came down with a "mild" case of the swine flu, but has since recovered, thanks to
a quick healing potion whipped up by Professor Snapea few days of rest.
- Harry Potter starRupert Grint recently came down with a "mild" case of the swine flu, but has since recovered, thanks to
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Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death
- Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]
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Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant
- Lily Allen is suing The Sun over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling Victoria Beckham a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [The Guardian]
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#meatfreemonday
Eat A (Tofu) Steak Today
Paul McCartney has joined Chris Martin, climatologist Rajendra Pachauri, and the Belgian town of Ghent in recommending that people go without meat one day a week as a way of reducing the impact of livestock on the environment. [Guardian] -
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Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse
- Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]
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Alba's A Vandal; Beyoncé's A Diva; Brad's Artsy-Fartsy
- Jessica Alba put up posters of sharks in Oklahoma City — defacing a United Way billboard — and then took pictures of herself, arms raised victorious. Turns out…
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Kate Winslet's Merkin; Lindsay & Sam In London
- Kate Winslet tells Allure that when filming The Reader, she had to regrow her pubic hair:
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Adam Lambert Steps Out With Boyfriend; D-List Siblings Replace Spencer And Heidi In Jungle
- Adam Lambert put an end to the speculation about his sexuality by going out to a nightclub last night with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. The two held hands and occasionally kissed.
