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more about #paulgiamatti Clarissima: Oh, but he's certainly drinking! more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): He has achieved the ever-elusive "Hobbit on Panamanain Vacation" look. more » wtfox?!: I'm not drinking any fucking merlot. That shit gives me a raging death headache. more » NerD: Blattella: Ok, why is he dressed up like Sean Penn in Carlito's Way? more » sfBirdie: That's the same exact way I looked during Sideways when I realized I wasted 15 bucks on a movie about a whiny wine-o. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: Has a vagina ever been photographed in Playboy? Does this mean the public will not see Heidi's nipples, but will get her vulva on display? more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Damn you SETH! The gay agenda has been trying to keep it a secret that all gay men want to commit matricide. more » OneBigPear: RE: Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams Your co-worker is is being searched at the airport. It is your native country and they are visiting from somewhere el... more » I_can_still_pitch: Oh Heidi. Any picture of you has plenty of ass in it. more » first man: What Peter Jackson said about the availability of film equipment is very true and it's great that more people have the chance to show off their creati... more » JinxyMcDeath: Well according to the Keeping Up with the Kardashian show, Kortney's on/off boyfriend, Scott, is a cheating, lying, manipulative, asshole. She realiz... more » laureltreedaphne: I say give Kourtney the benefit of the doubt. I know when I got pregnant I was totally shocked - I had been using birth control. Chances are she was t... more » brinkswomanship: Oh man, if I was in the TSA and saw Eric Bana coming, you'd better believe he'd be getting searched. more » stacyinbean: Did anyone ever think Stewie WASN'T gay? more » cocobanal: Why do people say in "the club," or I'm going to "the club"? I'm an English teacher, and the use of the definite article in this phrase confuses me. "... more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Blind item- It's so Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta. more » rednrowdy: i'll be the first to say that people will do anything to get media attention, hence the reason those shows exist in the first place, but i'd have to w... more » Mayonegg: no nipples no vagina no ass... sounds like every barbie and ken doll I've ever owned! more » ritualtheory: Team Minka. more » WaltzingMatilda: When my traveling companion gets pulled aside for a search, I only wait long enough to point and laugh and make some faces. Then I go get some coffee... more » -
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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
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Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]
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Jennifer Lopez: Better Late Than Never?
- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had trouble getting into the Neighborhood Ball last night, because they were late. You gotta get there before the President! [Page Six]
