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    Treeless: An inventory of Frances' lies: 1) I am not trying to escape. 2) You look sober in that dress. 3) Really, I'm not trying to escape. more »
    AppleBrownBettyComingThrough: Poor FBC. I do not envy her path. Toxic moms are so hard. You know they're crazy and bad for you, yet you crave the mommy. Hell, not even the mommy... more »
    avec_accent: Dear Frances, My mummy is lovely. Wanna share? She'll make us delicious dutch apple cake and send us links to funny online cartoons. Deal? more »
    szuperremek: So I said yesterday that I didn't get why Courtney lost custody of Frances... and needless to say, now I get it. I want to say that she's ranting on ... more »
    sassenach: Love obviously has serious mental problems; I hope she can get help. Alanis seems to have confused being bummed out with [clinical] depression. Runnin... more »
    LucilleMcGillicuddy: I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out. more »
    Scout: Courtney Love Cobain perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapea... more »
    MargaretMoony: OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic. So, RUN Frances... more »
    AgainWithFeeling: What is Frances' "wonder bread side", and does everybody have one? more »
    pesematology: Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto. more »
    OneBigPear: I had to fix Wilford's response. Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've go... more »
    Sputnik_Sweetheart: Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh. more »
    Diziet_Sma: Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy,... more »
    sanssoucis321: Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Lov... more »
    laurasaurus: As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received. more »
    erinna: Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit more »
    GirlFailer: I am offering a plausible translation of Courtney's ramblings from above. Frankly the whole thing disgusts me. My daughter is not always honest, and... more »
    Snacky_Onassis: Did anyone ever stop to consider that maybe Frances is a deceptive person and a liar? Haha, just kidding, Courtney is nuts. more »
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Oh Courtney. You make it very very hard to be on your side. Perhaps a spell of vipassana meditation. You know, that kind where you don't say anythi... more »
    lowkeylo: I think this Courtney Love debacle is a perfect example of a parent seeing herself in the role of a "friend" instead of a "parent." I mean, a "friend... more »
  • #dirtbagafterdark

    Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job

    • Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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  • #dirtbag

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  • #dirtbagafterdark

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    • In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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  • #criticalmass

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    The reviews are in for Precious, and though some critics object to director Lee Daniels' "need to shove the reality of Precious' life in our faces," most say it's a brilliant film about hideous truths Hollywood usually ignores. More »
  • #filmschooled

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  • #goodbadugly

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    It must be a relief for celebs to attend a screening they feel good about. Maybe that's why there was such an amazing turnout for Precious at Grauman's Chinese Theatre: Mariah, Paula, Mary J., Star, Sherri, and, yes, Oprah herself. More »
  • #goodbadugly

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    Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All

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  • #filmschooled

    Precious Trailer: A Thing Of Terrible Beauty

    The trailer for Precious, the film based on the novel Push by Sapphire, has hit the web, and it will probably give you goosebumps: More »
  • #thegoodthebadtheugly

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