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more about #pauladeen more comments → winner: Oh I have never met a Paula I didn't like! Your description of them is perf. more » merv: Paula Deen is disgusting. SMITHFIELD PORK, y'all! more » Mary McCarthyite: I've never met a Paula, but based on everyone's descriptions I think I need a Paula in my life. Right now. more » Casquivana: Paula is a mom name in the English-speaking world? But it's such a pretty name! All the Paulas I know are actually Ana Paulas. For some reason I don't... more » Katxyz: Wouldn't Paula be a kooky Southern mom? Other than a couple of the celebrity examples, every time I've met a Paula or Pauline she's been an older Sou... more » Katxyz: My mother's best friend is a Paula. She's a sweet, goofy Southern lady and I love her to death. She's like a quirky aunt, and she has the funniest s... more » meritxell: an erotic life: This is funny because it IS my mom's name. She's way more snarky/bitchy than nutty, though. more » LAmonkeygirl: My MIL is named Pauline, and she is a wonderful and truly eccentric woman. When I first started dating my future husband, we went over to her house a... more » TheFormerJuneBronson: I've known a few. One is a chain-smoking grandmother, and the other is simply abhorrent. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Whoa, I would not have recognized Paula Jones in a million years. And yes she does look a littly nutty. more » Penny: I've known one Paula, and she was in her 60's and beyond fabulous. Multiple husbands, always dressed to the nines, a mouth like a sailor. We worked ... more » cocobanal: Yep, very true. My college roommate was named Paula, and she was nuutttyyy. Still is. Not a mom, but pretty nutty. more » Twerpsichore: I don't believe for one second that Martha said or wrote "would of never of." more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother. more » Tchotchke: Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happ... more » -
#namegame
P Is For Paula, Who's A Little Bit Nutty
Paula has always struck me as a motherly name — for a mom who's a little bit kooky. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Beyonce's Pop Hit With Paternity Suit; J.Lo Gave Madonna "Super-Sharp Looks"
- Alexsandra Wright, who is 6-months pregnant, has filed a paternity case alleging that Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, is the father of her child. He has been married to Tina Knowles since 1980. [TMZ]
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#tweetbeat
Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart does some marketing research, Lisa Rinna is afraid of camel toe, Robin Antin is afraid of buns, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist invites you to an open bar. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
Many weeks, we come across stupid stuff on TV that might fall through the cracks. In Mixed Bag, we'll collect those odds and ends, for a multimedia compilation of pop culture crap. More »
