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more about #paulaabdul HereComesMyBaby: You and me both, Mary Carey. more » yeahisaidit: Paula Abdul, stop trying to twitter like Yoko. It will never happen. more » Phyllis Nefler: Don't Alex, Simon and their ill-mannered children live in Brooklyn? I suppose it doesn't matter, since they're idiots. more » Scout: wishes Twitter would go away more » Leucadia: Hey, that kind of happened to my husband (Korean) when we were considering registering at Pottery Barn - the saleswoman looked at him and said, "Becau... more » damgerine: Is it wrong that I automatically assumed that Russell Brand, the recovering sex addict, was behind the breakfast art? more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Is someone going to tell Lindsay that the new year has yet to start? more » Betty Bea Getty McClanahan: Danny DeVito: EW. more » jemandtheholograms: Adrienne Curry, I'm only surprised because I thought Target was classier than the gifts you'd give. more » annebreal: Could they really not have found a better cover for that Alex/Simon book? It looks like a universally unflattering shot for everyone badly photoshoppe... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: You just know Katy Perry is so annoying with the whole British thing, too. I'm sure she's says 'lift' and 'jumpers' and 'rubbish' and tries to act all... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Although I find Katy's food-art amusingly lowbrow (I would do the exact same thing, so I cannot judge), it does remind me of how horrible British food... more » Slim: Season's Skeetings to you also Big Boi. ATLienssss represent! more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't know Katy Perry was 12 years old. You learn something new everyday! more » SheelaNaGig: Danny Devito is Louis DePalma IRL, isn't he? I like phallic breakfast as much as the next woman, but those poached eggs look a little overdone to me.... more » vangie: Paula Abdul, please stop now. Wishing doesn't make it so. Positive thinking won't work miracles. I'm not against positive thinking, just the idea t... more » SUNNY1: Katy Perry needs to stop trying so hard. It's not funny or cool when you have to try, silly. more » sassyredhead: You guys! I didn't know this was a strip club. Have you all been naked this whole time? more » Penny: Good answer, Zee. Thanks Alex, I will run right out and put that on my Amazon Wish List. I don't know who this Kelly person is, but she's clearly an... more » quesavoysavoy: @katyperry: i see what you did there. more » -
#tweetbeat
Elle's Joe Zee Gets Racially Profiled At Sur La Table
Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors. More » -
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Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama
Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton. More » -
#namegame
P Is For Paula, Who's A Little Bit Nutty
Paula has always struck me as a motherly name — for a mom who's a little bit kooky. More » -
#dirtbag
SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
- Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?
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#totally80s
Paula Abdul Tried To Make The "Barbie Dance" Happen. It Didn't Happen.
Our contributor Rich Juzwiak found an old '80s Barbie-promotional VHS tape this weekend called Barbie's Dance Club, in which a young Paula Abdul tries to teach tweens what Rich points out is a ridiculously complicated dance number. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#ladiesnight
AMAs: J.Lo Falls, GaGa Blazes, And Whitney Kills It
Last night's American Music Awards was all about the ladies, with performances by Lady GaGa, Rihanna, Janet Jackson, Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Lopez (who fell on her celebrated rear), and International Artist of the Year Whitney Houston. More » -
#goodbadugly
American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver
The 2009 American Music Awards, at Nokia Theatre L.A., had the boldfaces: Rihanna, Reba, Paula, Shakira, Alicia, Kelly and hundreds more. And it had clothes: amazing and bizarre. And, oh yeah, it had Bobby Trendy. More » -
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Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna is fasting, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore a green birthday present, and Marie Osmond relates to LaToya Jackson. -
#dirtbagafterdark
SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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Catching Up With The Full House Cast On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bob Saget remembers old times, Candace Cameron has new shoes, Jane Fonda is hanging out with Cat Stevens, and the Fort Hood tragedy reminds Hugh Hefner—and us—how freaking old he is. More » -
#dirtbag
Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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#goodbadugly
This Event? Totally Precious
It must be a relief for celebs to attend a screening they feel good about. Maybe that's why there was such an amazing turnout for Precious at Grauman's Chinese Theatre: Mariah, Paula, Mary J., Star, Sherri, and, yes, Oprah herself. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a woman celebrates her 105th birthday at a male strip club, Barbara Walters gets scary, and Chaz Bono opens up about sex reassignment. More » -
#goodbadugly
This Is It! Michael Jackson Movie Mania Goes Global
This Is It premiered last night in L.A., New York and London, and everyone from J.Lo to Sherri, Paris to Mel B., Rosie to Katy, Paula to Vivica, paid sartorial homage to the Gloved One. With, um, mixed results. More » -
#tweetbeat
Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
#dirtbag
Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled
- Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.
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#dirtbag
Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap Janice Dickinson returns to judging people, Judge Judy and Antiguan weed, gay polyamory, and more! More » -
#dirtbag
Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
