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more about #pattistanger mariamariamaria: How many squirrels had to die so these bitches could look fly? more » SharonTaint: Awesome! Everything I despise about LA so nicely encapsulated in one photo! My own personal ipecac! Thanks, Jezebel! more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I truly believe than when Kim's tablemate took that phone call, Kim immediately called someone so she wasn't sitting there looking unimportant. This m... more » Understater: I didn't know they were making a sequel to White Chicks more » teenypanini09: i have seen the millionaire matchmaker show only once. i promptly changed the channel when patti said that women should stay feminine, and should hav... more » greengrey: I hate to say it, but I would be really excited about my TV life (shut up), if Kim went on Millionaire Matchmaker. more » Maritsa: Do you think they're talking to each other on their cell phones? I do. Maybe Patti is trying to hook her up with an unmarried man. more » BabyJane: Do you think Patti was on time, or was she tardy for the party? more » BeckySharper: For reality TV, this probably qualifies as a Mensa meeting. more » Samanthrax: I didn't expect Hell to be so colorful and shiny. more » ShowOrTell: Is there any special reason that Matthew Broderick is rocking the Victorian sailor look? more » kickingthecrap: My first thought when I read that Jamie Lee Curtis had copped to her painkiller addiction was "no wonder she's so into the virtues of activia." more » CatherineSloper: Lately I've found that those "body language expert" features the gossip magazines have have truly burrowed into my brain--I find myself automatically ... more » Sister Toldja: Is it too early to press murder charges against SJP on behalf of Brooklyn? Because this will not end well. Ar revoir, BK, we had a good run... more » Perpetual Ingenue: I get what Brad Pitt is saying, at the same time, does he ever have a bad day where he's like, "Dear flipping God, please help me the fuck out!?!" I d... more » ritualtheory: I adore Natasha Lyonne, and am very glad she's back around and seemingly taking good care of herself. "Slums of Beverly Hills" is a gem. Hopefully I'm... more » keldo: "Is that some fucking shitbag who's throwing fucking lager, can't handle a soft a**e from fuckingg Camden town? If "fuck" is spelled out in this quo... more » CrabbyPants: Wouldn't 80% agnostic and 20% atheist be agnostic? I feel like you can't deny the existence of God and question it at the same time, so anything with ... more » Cunning_Linguist: As much as I loved watching Whitney's drug-induced wackiness on Being Bobby Brown (and trust, I DID love it), I'm really hoping she can stay clean and... more » mfnher: Could the SJP item be the answer to this morning's blind item? I still don't get the dance, girl, dance part. Anyone? http://blindgossip.com/index.ph... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor
- "Sources" say Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart just weeks after the birth of their twin daughters. Matthew will stay in their Manhattan apartment and Sarah Jessica will move to Brooklyn with the kids.
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#modernlove
What Millionaire Matchmaker Says About Love In America
In a piece for n+1, Emily Gould shows us what you get when you take Millionaire Matchmaker as an exemplar of our culture's attitudes toward love and marriage. The results: kind of depressing.
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#hellsbelles
Dating Guides Are Hell: When Women Are The "Problem"
Confession: I've read way too many dating books over the course of my adult life, seemingly compelled by some masochistic need to find out what people think makes for an attractive partner.
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