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more about #patrickswayze more comments → sebluver: So no one in Hollywood knows what a tomboy actually is, right? I'm not saying there's a set definition, but when Paris Hilton is convinced she's a tom... more » BlondeGoddess: Cate Blanchett and I have something in common! Actually, that's why I only vacuum every once in a while -- so there's more of the satisfying noise of ... more » Athenia: I don't understand Tiger! If you love the ladies, why did you get married? more » Lachaise: As an army brat who spent the first fifteen years of her life on military bases, I am somewhat suspicious of Megan Fox's statement. She's clearly neve... more » BowlingForDollars: There ain't no way Elin Woods dragged Tiger across three rows of seats and out the back window. It was shattered before he ever took off, because s... more » foregoneconclusion, battles the pink robots: I'm not quite sure what I am trying to say here, but I am interested in the fact that the athlete involved in this story is a golfer. Most athletes ar... more » LaComtesse: Per Paris Hilton-- Mr. LaComtesse (who went to HS with her for a bit): Yeah, you played hockey. You were terrible at it. It was a joke. [www.wnd.com] more » Myrna_Minkoff: Kevin Federline is growing on me. The endtimes must be nigh. more » LaComtesse: Per Patrick Swayze: AWESOME. And Arabians are such amazing horses for children, too. They're usually pretty small (many not much bigger than large pon... more » Pandorasvoicebox: I don't believe the "smashed the back window to drag him out" story. How the heck do you drag out a 200+ pound, unconscious athlete from the driver's ... more » Highsmith: I can't help but picturing Blanchett wearing Givenchy & clutching an Oscar while quietly humming to herself & vacuuming. more » SomeAuthorGirl: I want to believe that Zachary Quinto would be safe from being rabidly chased down the street by me. I'm 99% sure it would be the case, yet I can't t... more » sayah: "But the description of my character is, from the first page on, completely ridiculous." Man, now I want to heart RPatz! more » sybann: I can't admire publications that take what's said in interviews on late night television and pretend they have an exclusive (Carrie Fisher). more » Snowbunny: While I agree with Cate Blanchette about how good the sound feels, I feel disgusting after because I was living in crunchy filth and didn't vacuum unt... more » -
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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs
- Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]
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Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
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Swayze's Widow: "I Feel Like He Hasn't Left"
Today on Oprah, Lisa Niemi, Patrick Swayze's wife of 34 years, revealed that they separated for a year because of his drinking. "I didn't want to be there to watch him die," she said. "Not like that." Clip at left. -
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"
- Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.
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Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
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Lindsay Lands Gig When Pussycat Doll Cancels; John Mayer's "A Very Inventive Lover"
- Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."
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Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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Katherine Heigl Completes Adoption; Lindsay Finds Rumor She's Been Committed Funny
- Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelley have completed the adoption of a 10-month-old Korean girl. They named her Nancy Leigh, after Katherine's mother Nancy and sister Margaret Leigh, but she'll go by the nickname Naleigh. [AP]
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Patrick Swayze: Remembered Fondly By Feminists, Dirty Dancing Fans
The feminist themes—abortion, autonomy, daughterhood—of Dirty Dancing were lost on me when I first saw the movie when I was in the third grade. I just liked the grinding and Johnny Castle. More » -
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Jon Gosselin Gets Rid Of Family Dogs; Chris Brown Begins Community Service
- Is Jon Gosselin trying to look bad? He's returned the two family dogs to the breeder. "Jon blames Kate for having to give up the dogs," says a source. "Of course, these days Jon blames Kate for just about everything."
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Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
- More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:
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Demi Quotes Ghost, In Memory Of Patrick Swayze
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs turn to Twitter and Dirty Dancing DVDs to grieve Patrick Swayze. Plus, Frances Bean is counting down the months till she turns 18, Shanna Moakler picks on Holly Madison, and Fred Durst attempts wisdom. More » -
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Remembering Patrick Swayze, The "Cowboy With The Tender Heart"
In the Times' Patrick Swayze obituary, Anita Gates writes that though he was diagnosed with cancer in January 2008, six months later he'd already outlived his prognosis and was filmed at an airport, smiling and calling himself "a miracle dude." More » -
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Patrick Swayze Dies At Age 57
Actor/dancer/singer/devoted husband Patrick Swayze (Dirty Dancing, Ghost) died today of pancreatic cancer. He was 57 years old. The Times, which, like many news organizations, prepared an obit in advance, weighs in here. Remembrances, below; more here, tomorrow. [CNN, NY Times] -
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Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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Rihanna Back In Spotlight; Brat Packers Remember John Hughes
- Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:
