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more about #patrickfitzgerald more comments → Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I've been old enough to vote in the past three elections. Only this year did I learn what an electoral college was. I would like to thank my Civics te... more » ceejeemcbeegee is not here: My friend is a delegate-thingy in CA, and she got one of those lawsuits and even some threats in the mail, people telling her she's committing treason... more » Lymed: A White House Office on Climate Change and a White House Office on Health Reform? It's like we've entered a different universe. more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: I'd like to know how much it would cost and how long it would take, not to mention exactly what it would require to get our school system completely o... more » sportz.star: Sadly, this election doesn't have the same emotional high as the last one. more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Joe Biden tapped Heh. Yeeeeeeah boy! more » Sophie needs to study...damn: So...Jay Carney gets paid to do nothing? Oh yeah, he sends out Christman and Easter cards. Shit, I can do that. I think... more » heykoukla: I predict nothing but trouble in the future for that four-year-old who broke into a toy store. Twenty years from now, he's gonna be trying to convince... more » descent: In other news, this morning a group of cardinals gathered in the Vatican to announce that the pope is indeed Catholic. Also, this afternoon it was rep... more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Oh, Barack. I love that serious face. All you need to do now is talk in the Batman voice... more » heykoukla: So, strictly speaking, Will Smith was right? The election really wasn't over. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Can I file an injunction against Lori Drew? Sign a petition? I'd like to give her to China or something. more » STICKSnSCONES: I hope that 4 y/o isn't related to me. The Scones family has birthed some mischevious little tykes. more » SisterMaryMartha: Al Sharpton gives out greasy handshakes and lame one-liners. Then he pushes you out of the spotlight, so that he can try to one up Jesse. more » Hooplehead: My first reaction to the Blagojevich story was "I can't wait to hear Megan take this sleaze apart." My second thought was that it sounded like a stor... more » -
#newsroundup
Barack Obama Elected President Again!
- Enough states' electors have cast ballots for Obama by now that, today, he was officially elected President of the United States. [MSNBC]
