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more about #parties more comments → BlondeGoddess: I just read the 'How To Take A Shower' post. I don't know how I could have missed that one, but I'm glad to have it in my life at last. more » Rare Affinity: Based on the taglines alone, would anyone other than a Kirsten Dunst fan be inspired to buy the magazine? Any magazine promising EASY tips to weight-l... more » futuremouse: Perfect! My alien invasion attempts are always foiled by sub-par concealer and oddly colored cleavage. Well, that and Will Smith. Damn you Will Smith. more » CurtCole: They're already better at this than us. more » badmutha: "Stuff that will stain your towels" may be perfect for the natural stuff, but "Things that you can use instead of finger nail polish remover" go under... more » LaFemme: Oh man. I got this last week and cringed reading Dunst's, "there are so many shitty little towns in the middle of the country" quote and was surprised... more » BetteD: Tom Cruise, consider your stocking stuffed! And no, that is not a metaphor. Stop sulking. more » bowleserised: "Quince Girl" sounds like a Tori Amos song. more » barb95: I loved my quinceanera, but mine wasn't big at all. All the relatives pitched in and paid for everything. They only thing my parents paid for was my d... more » dcdulce: I did not have a quincenera either. Although my parents said they couldn't afford it. It was because I was a TOTAL tomboy, marimatcha! more » la.donna.pietra: The bridal shop where I picked out my wedding dress also specializes in formalwear for quinces. (I live in Albuquerque, where this is apparently a ve... more » pris_stratton: I didn't have one because I hate being the center of attention, and it seemed like a big waste of money to throw a party for me if I didn't want one. ... more » dirtybee: I had one, but it was sort of last minute since my mother URGED ME to have one and I didn't want one (only child, I can see now why she wanted me to h... more » lalaland13: Growing up in Texas, I knew one or two girls who did the quinceanera thing. I was hormonal, moody, sad and convinced I was ugly at 15. I can't imagine... more » mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: First Holy Communions (for 7 year olds!) now include fake tan and hired Hummers, so I'm not really surprised. more » -
#coverlies
December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
If you've got a green-skinned friend with limited understanding of earthling manners, a copy of December's Allure may be just the gift for her.
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#15candles
Texas Monthly Tackles Super-Sweet Quinceañeras
As a piece in the new Texas Monthly illustrates, the traditional coming-of-age ceremony is becoming more elaborate all the time. More » -
#modelbehaviors
It's Her Party!
When British teen Georgina Hobday decided to throw a sweet 16, she probably didn't think it would result in total devastation of her family's house — or a modeling contract. -
