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more about #parody nyc-caribbean-ragazza: This was hilarious. You can't stop the tides...of princes. more » MargaretMoony: How about My New Haircut? more » ElleL: Ahhh Nick Kroll! Oh how I love you. I even watched that wretched Cave Man show for you! Genius. more » Residentdrunkgirl: How come SNL can't come up with stuff like this? Why isn't this guy on SNL? more » OneTwoPunch: This guy kicks ass. He's giving the guy who does Mitty Moo a run for his money. more » Lyesmith: I'm now imagining Jersey as the most amazing place ever. more » ozu: "I represent Italians, family, hair gel and tanning" more » Questioning Everything: "The Service" would be a good replacement for "The Situation". more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: Nick Kroll is a genius. I seriously love everything he does. more » BetteD: Sidduation. I'm going to have to start calling my midsection that. more » Questioning Everything: JWoww's natural breasts! Ok. more » merely_a_muse: He also did a Funny or Die skit called "The Ed Hardy Boys" & it was pretty hilarious. They were hosting "Ed Hardy Vodka for Children Event" more » Mary McCarthyite: "Gold Jetski" and "New Calf Muscles" are so being added to my Christmas list. more » amsci: That's how my mom pronounces it. As in "Macaroni with Vokka sauce." Hee (We're Italian Americans in Queens... need I say more?) ETA: "For example, i... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: I totally thought that Jon Gosslin had grown a chinstrap, then I realized I didn't see any bedazzled tigers on his chest. Then I read the article. more » ninles: You cannot fight the tides of .. princes? Did he really say that or was it just me? more » Blackagar Boltigon: "Vodka, Jesus, and Revenge" is officially the name of my solo debut album. more » dancerevolution: Abominable snowman-nation. Hilarious. more » ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: I don't think I can properly sum up how much I love Nick Kroll (and his writing partner John Mulaney). They are THE BEST! more » BitingThrough: First prize, an all-expenses paid trip to Berchtesgaden; Second Prize, an autographed picture of the Fuhrer, Third prize we shoot you. more » -
#jerseyshore
The Only Jersey Shore Parody We'll Ever Need
Comedian/actor Nick Kroll made a Jersey Shore audition tape as his Funny or Die alter-ego Bobby Bottleservice, whose motto is "Vokka, Jesus, and revenge." He portrays the men of the show quite accurately! More » -
#diaryofayoung
Revealed! Frank-By-Mamet!
The news that David Mamet will be helming the new Anne Frank movie has baffled and intrigued cinephiles across the land. Now, True/Slant presents us with the first, leaked pages of the odd coupling! [True/Slant] -
#oldiesbutgoodies
Etiquette For The Recently Deflowered Girl
Have you ever wondered about the proper thing to say after you've been deflowered during a trans-Pacific flight? Just follow the late, great Edward Gorey's advice for "girls over the threshold to womanhood." More »
