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more about #pardon more comments → PilgrimSoul: Also, CHers, we are about to lose our morning gathering space and I will miss you ll, and so, even if you don't celebrate Christmas or (like me) you h... more » sportz.star: That pardon will be one of (the?) only wonderful things I remember about the Bush presidency. Nice work W. more » NefariousNewt: Chris Cox, you've earned today's STFU. As if NJ were not already looked upon poorly by the rest of the U.S., you had to go and make sure we got shit o... more » HarpMadness: Karl Rove wants so badly to still be relevant and he just isn't anymore. He'll be standing on a street corner, raging at innocent passersby in 3...2...1 more » Penny: Everyone knows Obama doesn't poop. God made him special. more » spelle: The caganer (Obama doll) is a tradition in Spain, and isnt meant to be an insult. Its actually a handmade, limited addition, and goes with their nativ... more » AthertonMerriweather: I don't understand the Twitter craze. It seems rather narcistic to think people would want constant updates from you. more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: A more appropriate figurine might be Bush taking a crap on a map of the USA. Or the world, for that matter. more » alrightnow: Megan, stop with all the hate for the unions. They aren't perfect, and have made mistakes, but as they become weaker and weaker, there are actually le... more » NefariousNewt: I refuse to get a Blackberry. My wife covets one. I have enough trouble getting work done without having instant access to email all over the planet. more » SisterMaryMartha: WHOA WAIT. They finally pardoned Carly's godson kid? The one she agonized about? the one that carried a boat load of drugs with him? more » Lizawithazee: I wonder what Sarah Palin is wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? more » amoureuse est heureuse: Screw Shyne and Slick Rick! Bush needs to pardon Ronald Isley!!! Mr. Big should not be rotting away in an Indiana prison on tax evasion charges. FREE... more » stacyinbean: FREE SHYNE!!! Now that is a platform I can get behind! more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): My linguistic anthropology course was talking about the linguistics of texting last night and all I could think about was some dude stumbling on Obama... more » -
#crappyhour
And A Crappy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Morning
Christmas is almost here, and Spencer Ackerman and I know that some among you probably aren't done shopping yet. We've got some ideas from dolls to pardons, in between musings about Cheney and Cox [sic].
