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    Zombie Ms. Skittles: You know, I went to high school when this rumor first started. I wore snap bracelets. a) Nobody ever tried to snap anyone's bracelets. b) If they ... more »
    downwithdebbie: Meh-to me snap bracelets are those that had metal within them, straightened flat out, and you "snapped" them around your wrist. They hurt like fuck an... more »
    aimeeg: Ahmahgahd! They're still going on about those? Seriously, this was an issue when I was in PRIMARY school, what, 14 years ago!? Christ! We used to call... more »
    gwenhwyfar: They were really popular when I was in junior high. Everyone knew about the snap game, but, not surprisingly, preteen girls aren't as likely to random... more »
    NorthernLite: Good grief, I'm such an Olde I thought this was something the 30 Rock writers had made up. (Drew's daughter wore 'em.) Now where can I get some of th... more »
    eightybaby: I had no idea that jelly bracelets had anything to do with secret teen sex messages... O_o I do, however, remember that when I was in middle school (e... more »
    Rabbitty: Kids nowadays.. So inefficient. I just screen print that information on a t-shirt. Done. more »
    debo matar la zombi goldberry83: Oh, lord - I was in highschool when Columbine happened, too. I'd worn a trenchcoat pretty much non-stop from the time I was 14, and all of a sudden I... more »
    ampersandparade: I didn't have sex with anyone in high school, and I wore them. What in the world did my teachers think about that? I should change my name to slutpar... more »
    spooki: When I was in 9th grade (and unfortunately wearing those bracelets) a local news station ran a "shocking expose of rampant teenage perversion in the l... more »
    hortense: Wasn't there something about soda pop can tabs in the 90s, too? I seem to remember that for some reason. more »
    prettycool: In middle school, girls would take the plastic inside soda bottle caps, stretch them into a bracelet, then kiss whomever broke it. That's about as rau... more »
    hortense: And now, with the 90s revival, schools will get to ruin everyone's fun and ban snap bracelets all over again, too. more »
    Chamalla,barren crone: Most public school employees will tell you they would much prefer to teach comprehensive, honest sex ed over banning stupid shit like plastic bracelet... more »
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: You can take my bracelets, but you can't take my fellatiousness. (haha...like Mel Gibson in "Braveheart") more »
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    You Can Ban The Bracelets, But You Can't Ban The Issues Behind Them

    A middle school in Colorado has banned all jelly bracelets, as administrators fear that students are wearing them in order to participate in the infamous "snap" games, wherein bracelets are allegedly used to represent certain sexual acts. More »