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more about #pandas wynniepiglet: My son! I have mentally adopted him. If you want to creep, check out: www.sandiegozoo.org/pandacam/ May I recommend watching at night when he's all s... more » filthy tongue: My favorite part about the photo is his silly grin. Awwww. Happy Hump Day, indeed! more » Caitfish: I am in love with the San Diego Zoo. I saw the pandas there a few months ago (along with everything else, including NAKED MOLE RATS), and it was amaz... more » GirlFailer: It really bums me out, but baby pandas (or pandas in general) don't do anything for me. They just look... dumb. Sorry baby panda, I'm sure you're a go... more » Kivrin: Found this video of Yun Zi on the related post at ZooBorns. This little guy is seriously like a living, breathing teddy bear! [www.zooborns.com] more » jigglyball: This little guy allowed the San Diego news teams to dress up as the Anchorman cast for Halloween and run real Panda Watch stories. more » mikskeezy: For once, I wish someone would just name a baby panda Dave. Or Doug. Jack, maybe? (I am biased. My shiba inu is named Dave, but I love people names o... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Thank goodness it's Hump Day. This week has been rough. I feel like a broken record. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: You always know how to pandar to your audience. more » cate3710: "Hi, I'm a baby panda, and I'm here to calm you down after that abortion poll post. You're welcome." more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): China has a WEATHER MACHINE? This is the beginning of a bad movie franchise come to life. Quick, someone suit up SuperObama and put him in the YesWe... more » o-line: I know a lot of babies are conceived during cold winter months, but inducing snowfall seems like an extreme way to get pandas to mate and save their s... more » smashingBumpkin: Suddenly I feel an urge to whack-a-mole. #beijingweather more » lilbobbytables: Ahem. I know that I should give more attention to the text, but it needs to be said: OMG PAAAAANDAAAAS SQUEEE. That is all. #beijingweather more » lo-mantang: I wish we had cute festivals like this...wait what..scientists can make it snow???? #beijingweather more » PaigeTurner: it's a cuteness pandamic! #beijingweather more » Adora Belle Dearheart: I think it's interesting that this man (actually, humans in general) feel like humans are important enough to decide the existence of an entire specie... more » Kitty: I don't think people realize how normal extinction is. People seem to think that something cataclysmic must occur for a species to die out (dinosaurs... more » l'américaine française: "if we're the shepherds of the planet" well, we're more like the sheep. the sooner we become more humble as the animal species that we are, the bette... more » Thus Spake KATE!: its pretty ridiculous that we destroy an animals natural environment and poach the shit out of them and then claim that the reason there are so few of... more » -
#clips
Conservationist Argues We Should Let Pandas Die Out
BBC nature host Chris Packham has questioned whether pandas deserve to survive, as they're not bright and aren't very good at reproduction. In the clip at left, Good Morning America anchors force Chris Cuomo to declare he's staunchly anti-panda killing. -
#animalmagnetisms
Baby Pandas Grow Up, But They Never Get Old
Last night, Animal Planet ran a special on Tai Shan, a panda born at the National Zoo, made famous by the Panda Cam, which broadcast his infancy on the internet. -
#animalmagnetisms
Sad Panda
These "pandadents" were sent to me by former Jez editor Jessica Grose. They're sort of Edward Gorey crossed with Cute Overload with a dash of PBS' American Experience. Don't you think the JFK panda looks a little sad? [Pandadents] -
#cuteoverload
Pandamonium
7-year-old female panda Lin Hui gave birth Wednesday morning to a healthy cub in a zoo in northern Thailand. The baby was a welcome surprise, since zoo officials did not know Lin Hui — a "celibate" panda — was pregnant. [MSNBC] -
#leftovers
A Wedding Gown For The Birds • New Moms Using HIV Drug To Stop Lactating
• If you're getting married and have a spare $1.5 million, why not walk down this aisle in this wedding dress made with peacock tail feathers? • More » -
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#pandamonium
"Oh Give Mei A Break"
The D.C. pandas "opened inaugural festivities" by mating early yesterday. The male, Tian, was frisky, but after 2½ hours, zookeepers separated him from the female, "in order to give Mei a break." There's video! [BlackBook] -
#snapjudgment
Now Boarding: The Panda Express
[Ya'an, Sichuan Province, China; December 23. Image via Getty]
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#leftovers
China Sends Goodwill Pandas To Taiwan • "Meat Curtains" And Other Weird Ladyparts Slang
• A pair of goodwill pandas arrived in Taiwan from China on Tuesday, a sign of improving relations between the two countries.•
