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more about #pandamonium more comments → Lymed: He ain' t no Butterstick. more » A_Gracious_Plenty: So I just following the link all the way to the Live Pandacam and the momma and baby are curled up sleeping...before I thought about it I stated click... more » andBegorrah: I was diagnosed with roly poly at that age too, but I was soon in remission and showing early signs of wiggly piggly. more » LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: I gotta panda it to him. He's pretty cute! more » Liz11685: This kinda sucks. Pandas are only able to get pregnant at one time every year. Baby pandas are so valuable because of the limited numbers of pandas left. more » angelheadedhipster: Did anyone watch "Glee" last night? This reminds of the preview of the season when the doctor tells the wife she's not pregnant and she replies, "Did ... more » sympathyforthebasementcat: I went to the Zoo this weekend to check things out. And let me tell you, she is such a typical celebrity. First she fakes a pregnancy for attention, n... more » hkcd: Oh, pandas. [animalreview.wordpress.com] gave pandas an F. "Pandas' problems come from their basic refusal to act like real bears. First of all, real... more » descent: Pandas! They're Just Like Us ! more » jemandtheholograms: Midweek Madness is starting early today more » daisen-in: In the spirit of all the Jennifer Aniston tabloid coverage, I'm sure we'll soon be hearing about "Mei Xiang bump watch!! Mei Xiang to adopt twins!! Me... more » midwesternmom: Take away her pregnancy perks. No more foot rubs for you, little missy. Actually, I wonder if living in captivity makes them lose touch with their own... more » lalaland13: Meanwhile, the giraffe at the zoo will soon be appearing on TLC's "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant." more » tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: This was all a media stunt to win back BradXi's heart from that evil woman, YuAngi. more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: Way to fool the paparazzi, Mei. Do you have a new movie to promote or something? more » -
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Baby Panda Takes His First Trip To The Doctor
To get your adorable fix, click here to watch a video of the newest panda cub at the San Diego Zoo getting his first check up. According to Dr. Geoff Pye, the healthy cub is "very roly poly." [Reuters], [AP] -
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Call Off The Bump Watch
Mei Xiang, the previously possibly pregnant panda from the National Zoo, is actually not pregnant. According to this report, "Pseudo-pregnancies are common in pandas." [WaPo] -
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"Oh Give Mei A Break"
The D.C. pandas "opened inaugural festivities" by mating early yesterday. The male, Tian, was frisky, but after 2½ hours, zookeepers separated him from the female, "in order to give Mei a break." There's video! [BlackBook] -
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Critter Crisis!
The National Zoo in D.C. needs bamboo! Panda food supply is dangerously low, and might not last the winter. You'd better send your herbicide- and pesticide-free stuff over, or else: Blood. Kidding! Maybe. [UPI] -
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Cute, But Not Cuddly
"A Beijing Zoo panda known for his bad temper has tasted human blood for the third time…" [Yahoo News via Time] -
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Smell You Later… Forever
I'm not very good at goodbyes, so I will make this short, sweet, and panda-laden. -
