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more about #panda queenieinmanhattan: I love beets! Color me jealous! more » Lymed: That cakes looks like what would have happened if my wedding cake was carried into the rain. more » jeepgirl: For all you non-pandas out there - TGIF! www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Watermelon-Margarita-Ice-Pops-354221 more » HuckleberryFriend: I am now contemplating what I would put in a birthday cake for my cat. It would probably not end up looking that awesome. more » hamburgerhotdog: If you ever get a chance, go to the Smithsonian early in the day for panda popsicles time - they give them each a fruit popsicle and the pandas lie on... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Those are great pictures. I tried to get an interview, but they said "No, you can't do that. He's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off." P... more » SevenNationArmy: I think we should start a revolution and bake a pie INTO a cake! A Cakie! more » LucyRed: Bears. Beets. Now we just need Battlestar Gallactica. more » BabyJane: I hope he got good gifts. more » CurtCole: Commence Cake Vs. Pie Argument. Cake boy here, heh! more » ClockOnTheStove: When the sugar-high hits, it's going to be pure pandamonium. more » tscheese: Even pandas are on Team Cake. I consider this debate settled. more » hortense: This panda has chosen sides, and he has chosen wisely. more » morninggloria: I swear, if they covered my cake in fucking foudant again, Imma throw this sucker across my cage. more » Penny: Lucky panda! That actually sounds like it might make a yummy popsicle. I think tonight is a bottle of wine and cake for dinner kind of night. Tha... more » save jinger: So, less of a cake, and more of a giant beet popsicle. Yum... more » Cher_Horowitz: OK, the bamboo number 4 on top of the cake just makes this the best thing I've seen in a while. more » A_Gracious_Plenty: Compared to this, my last birthday cake was seriously sub-par. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Oh Dodai, you know just how to cheer a girl up. more » Liz11685: This kinda sucks. Pandas are only able to get pregnant at one time every year. Baby pandas are so valuable because of the limited numbers of pandas left. more » -
#pandamonium
Call Off The Bump Watch
Mei Xiang, the previously possibly pregnant panda from the National Zoo, is actually not pregnant. According to this report, "Pseudo-pregnancies are common in pandas." [WaPo] -
#pandamonium
Cute, But Not Cuddly
"A Beijing Zoo panda known for his bad temper has tasted human blood for the third time…" [Yahoo News via Time] -
#snapjudgment
Now Boarding: The Panda Express
[Ya'an, Sichuan Province, China; December 23. Image via Getty]
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#panda
It's a baby panda! On a rocking horse! What else is there to say?
