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more about #pamelaanderson more comments → rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: Is Tila Tequila being on your team the entertainment celebrity equivalent f being friends with Glenn Beck? more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: As a former STI counselor, I would like to ask Tila to shut the fuck up. It's people like her that make it so hard for people like me to do their job... more » mariamariamaria: Team Roker. Give it up Speidi. People may not necessarily like Al Roker but no on actively hates him. People actively, vocally, and enthusiastically... more » budholly101: Well thank goodness. Ever since the Chris Brown/Rihanna story broke, I've been waiting with bated breath to hear Tila Tequila's opinion. As a parago... more » CherriSpryte: Obese AND Fat AND Miserable? Do you think these three things all mean the same, Jenny McCarthy? Cause they don't, and you are an idiot. Also, you wer... more » lisas: Tila Tequila has been in public meltdown mode ever since her very brave ex-boyfriend (who is only 3 times her size, poor man) left bruises all up and ... more » kookla: Listen, if anyone knows about STDs, it's gotta be Tila Tequila. more » Hazel: wait wait wait.. maya rudolph and PTAnderson are together? how long have i been napping? more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: This is what Rihanna said about Tila: "I don’t like when people talk about me and don’t know me and don’t know what they’re sayin’ and soun... more » Rare Affinity: J'aime Grubs. Crazy name. Crazy lady. more » J.D.Regent: um, "crazy Ambien sex?" I suppose if you think drooling and being semi-conscious is "crazy." more » I, Zombie Normal: Tila is trying really hard to be the new Britney Spears Breakdown Queen, isn't she? I'm actually beginning to loathe her less and feel something akin ... more » Tippi Hedren: I really hate to defend MTV here, but it's the so-called "guidos" that are perpetuating the stereotypes. MTV didn't make these folks act like fools, t... more » Ultraprison!: Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!" Als... more » not_zooey: Okay, so I'm sure that no one actually cares... and I'm embarrassed that I know this. But, just because Hulk Hogan's face was bloody doesn't mean the... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#ragtrade
Versace In Trouble; Kate Moss Fires Hairstylist
- Dana Thomas — author of Deluxe — wrote an excellent feature on the quagmire of the house of Versace. Thomas takes aim at Donatella and Santo Versace's resistance to change and ham-handed business decisions. It's a thrilling read. [Newsweek]
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Alec Has A "Great Ass"; Michael Lohan On Dina & Lindsay's "Lies"
- It's Complicated's Alec Baldwin has amazing body image. "I have a great ass, if I may say so. That's a part of my body that needs no surgical enhancement or rearranging." But when it comes to cosmetic surgery, Baldwin says:
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#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay claims the voicemail recordings her father released are from "years ago," Levi Johnston is kind of a big deal, and Star Jones is ready to be a poster child for weight loss. More » -
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Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
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More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama
- The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.
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#ragtrade
Kardashians Kall The Shots; Megan Fox Said To Rake In $2 Mill From Armani
- The Kardashian sisters are going to put on their thinking kaps and hopefully kome up with a kollection for Bebe. [Kim Kardashian]
- Which makes about as much sense as Jermaine Jackson's rumored clothing line. [Times Of India]
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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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#ragtrade
Armani To Rule Nation With Kid-Gloved Fist; Kanye West Kills His Clothing Line
- Giorgio Armani might be made Senator for Life (a real position) by the Italian president. The designer would then vote on the national budget, and "beautify" parliamentary proceedings. Armani's reaction to the nomination, and his political leanings, were unknown. [WSJ]
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#tweetbeat
Billy Ray Cyrus' Twitter Gets Hacked
Today in Tweet Beat, some "butthole" hacked into Billy Ray Cyrus' account, Sherri Shepherd gives relationship advice, and Jessica Simpson wants you to respect her dead dog's memory. More » -
#goodbadugly
At Hollywood Style Awards, "Style" In Sneer Quotes
Morning, friends! Welcome to another glorious week and another baffling edition of The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly, where we answer the question: just how bad were the clothes at Hollywood Life's 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards? More » -
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Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed
- Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.
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#fashionshow
Richie Rich: A Vivid '80s Fever-Dream, With Man-Candy
Former club kid and Heatherette designer Richie Rich showed his A Muse collection at New Zealand Fashion Week today, and if you're into bright colors, crazy patterns, men in teeny swim trunks and Pamela Anderson half-naked, you're in luck! More » -
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Lindsay Lands Gig When Pussycat Doll Cancels; John Mayer's "A Very Inventive Lover"
- Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."
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#tweetbeat
Courtney Love Accuses Peaches Geldof Of Drug Use, Theft
Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has a bone to pick with Peaches Geldof, Paris Hilton is working on her fake eyelashes line, and Danny DeVito loves his booze. More » -
#toohotfortv
Pamela Anderson's PETA Ad "Banned" From TV
In a new PETA commercial, Pamela Anderson plays a sexy airport security guard, screening people for leather and fur products. The ad was supposed to run on CNN's Airport Network, but has been banned by the cable provider. More »
