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    onebadclam: That was a Governor's resignation speech done in the style of a Mary Kay cosmetics convention Power Point presentation. more »
    krismry: kae, this is really weird, but the street with palin signs is the one with people who will help you raise a barn, or bring in the hay, or repaint the ... more »
    stacyinbean: Ok, I'm sorry if this sounds asshole-ish, or if any of you are from Alaska but SERIOUSLY PALIN? Alaska is of great importance to our national security... more »
    usepenandpaper: I love Anderson Cooper's discussion with her spokesperson, it is beyond embarrassing. more »
    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Why? Why all those words in CAPS? This was a press release, not notes for a live speech. Once you read it on the podium, you take out the CAPS, excla... more »
    FashionShowAtLunch: HI, SARAH. IT'S PRETTY INSANE THAT YOU'RE WRITING YOUR RESIGNATION SPEECH IN KANYE WEST'S SHOUTY, ALL-CAPS STYLE. more »
    redqueenmeg: I heard also that MacArthur never said that. Way to cap off a speech, there! more »
    kkatt: Only dead fish go with the flow - like say the dead ones from oil spills? more »
    Dodgergirl: 6. For a better understanding of Palin's approach to theology, consult the children's show Veggie Tales. This completely explains it, actually. She's... more »
    SisterMaryMartha: I spent a considerable amount of time with Sarah Palin this weekend. Her speech is like The Giving Tree, there ae always more treasures it can provide... more »
    pax: As many Jezebelles will know, it was not Sarah Palin, but rather Rahm Emanuel who most charismatically and memorably inserted dead fish into our polit... more »
    Zombie Ms. Skittles: Thank you for the text. I can't watch the video, as something about the sound of her voice makes me want to claw my own face off. more »
    kithkin: Here Palin references Hamlet's famous soliloquy. Though Hamlet speaks of "the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune," Palin's "slings and arrows wit... more »
    morninggloria: Every single sentence in that entire speech appears to have switched colleges four times. more »
    Lymed: The logic, it fails me. more »
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    Palin's Soliloquy: A Textual Analysis Of Sarah's Resignation Speech

    Sarah Palin's farewell speech to Alaska/her senses on Friday seemed poorly thought-out and confusing. After three days and an exhaustive treatment by our crack team of elitist, unreal American textual analysts, it's — still poorly thought-out and confusing. More »