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more about #pageants sportz.star: Venezuela now has 2 Miss Universes and gorgeous fat gay men in hot bikinis? World domination is next. more » GreyCat: "I'm very proud because this is his dream," said his mother, Maura. "Look at him tonight. He's gorgeous." LOVE! more » FrannyR: Anyone who speaks spanish and can find this on a venezuelan news site? more » boobookitteh: They must have heard you - there's video! more » UrbanAchiever: If she represents both Trinidad and Tobago, couldn't that almost make it a foursome? more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: This was actually covered by Gawker, and (I think) Fleshbot, a few days back- it was initially thought to be two Miss Universe contestants (Gawker's A... more » susanstohelit: I honestly don't care what beauty queens or anyone else does in their bedroom, and it's only newsworthy when a beauty pageant contestant has a "sex sc... more » morninggloria: The porn industry and the beauty pageant industry should just merge. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Someone needs to take on the responsibility of telling beauty queens that it is ok to say 'no thanks' to a request to digitally capture the sexytimes.... more » FrannyR: Never done a sex tape, neither has any of the friends I've asked so I wonder: What do you do with it afterwards? Do you watch it? Because ppl ain't pr... more » femme-bot: What is it with pageants and porn? Why don't they just cut to the chase and replace the "talent" section with "sex tapes". Hey, it'd make them more in... more » Dodgergirl: I originally read "assignation" as "assassination" and was thinking there was some strange real-life Zoolander thing happening on the pageant circuits... more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Dear other people, Don't read the comments on the NY Daily News site. You have been warned. -Z more » TheUptightMidwesterner: See, shit like this doesn't happen in the "Princess Kay of the Milky Way" pageant. Just sayin'... more » judgingamy: At least two out of three of Hef's old girlfriends were Miss Hawaiian Tropics. It's not surprising. Pageants kinda center around the same idea that po... more » GirlFailer: Oh, I hate when I upload my sex tapes on my lap top, then forget to remove them before I send it to a stranger to have it repaired. Duh. more » mfnher: Ugh, can't we have something more creative than a threesome. If people are going to keep releasing sex tapes for publicity, I'm going to expect them t... more » Understater: Three's a crown. more » CurtCole: Trinidad and Tobago? Maybe she should change her sash to read, "Trinity & To-Lay-Yo." more » HereComesMyBaby: What a cackle! #selfdeprecating more » -
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Dear Rory Carroll Of The Guardian:
You absolutely cannot write about the Miss Fat Gay Venezuela pageant without publishing accompanying photographs. It's just not fair. Love, Us. [Guardian] -
#homemovies
Caught On Tape
There must be some unwritten rule that beauty queens must film their every assignation: Anya Ayoung-Chee, aka Miss Universe 2008, has become the latest pageant winner to become involved in a sex-tape scandal. Spoiler: It's a threesome. [NYDailyNews] -
#clips
Miss Teen South Carolina Learns About Makin' Babies
Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton - famous for her embarrassing "such as" ramble - recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel, who sent her out into the world to learn from the master (Nadya Suleman, natch) where babies come from. More » -
#dramaqueen
Carrie Prejean Threatens To Leave Larry King Live Over Gay Phone Call
Last night, Carrie Prejean became hostile when Larry King asked about her Miss California Pageant settlement. He then took a call from a gay pageant fan, which prompted Prejean to remove her mic and mouth, "I'm walking off this." -
#pageantproblems
Is Miss Queen Pageant A Step Forward For Trans Women Or A Step Back For Everyone?
Twenty contestants came together on Saturday night to strut their stuff for the Miss International Queen pageant, which is one of the only pageants open solely to transsexuals. More » -
#livingdolls
The Beauty Pageant Coach Interview TLC Didn't Want You To See
When Jezebel EIC Anna proposed interviewing beauty pageant coach Cy Frakes (of TLC's new show King of the Crown), I figured I'd seek answers to my burning pageant-related questions. So I did. And it was fine. Until it wasn't. More » -
#beautifulthings
Beauty Queen Shaves Her Head For Charity
A year ago, Miss Virginia crown-holder Tara Wheeler promised to shave her head for charity. Pageant officials consented—if she could raise $500,000. Although Wheeler didn't end up raising the entire sum, she went bald anyway. More » -
#livingdolls
Child Pageants: American Pasttime Exported Across The Pond
The latest U.S. export to land on foreign shores? Child pageants. The BBC3 documentary Baby Beauty Queens follows contestants in the first-ever Mini Miss UK contest, and, as Eleanor M. blogs for The F word: it's "surely a new low." More » -
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#livingdolls
"We Decided To Make The Hemline Of The Costume Longer"
Emiri Miyasaka, Japan's Miss Universe, will adjust her official costume (pictured) after pageant organizers received complaints from more than 2,000 people, including one who said the kimono looked like "something a prostitute might wear." Maybe it's the garters? [Bloomberg] -
#livingdolls
Toddlers & Tiaras: Tootie Is A Total Nightmare
On last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras, we spent a lot of time with Madison, the ten-year-old diva whose stage name is "Tootie." "Tootie" is a bitch. More » -
#livingdolls
Toddlers & Tiaras: A "Diva Moment" Is Actually A Tantrum
Tracie's away, so last night I had to watch the premiere of Toddlers & Tiaras. It was horrifying! Spoiled brats, fake hair, undermining moms and a 2-week-old infant in a tuxedo?!?! More » -
#barbieworld
"Miss Plastic Hungary" Takes Pageants To The Next (?) Level
The new mini-trend in more naturalistic beauty pageants is being bucked by "Miss Plastic Hungary" - in which only the surgically enhanced need apply. More » -
#theuglysideofbeautypageants
The Miss Teen Queen UK Pageant Thrives On "Sexy" Pictures Of Underage Girls
UK mothers are currently facing a great deal of criticism after their teenage daughters were allowed to pose for highly sexualized photographs—all in the name of a stupid fucking beauty pageant, of course. More » -
#beautythebeasts
Former Miss Texas USA Contestant Spills Behind-The-Scene Pageant Secrets
Krystle Russin, a journalist and model, represented Austin in the 2008 Miss Texas USA pageant. She's penned an essay for the Huffington Post, titled "What Really Happens At Pageants." More » -
#goldengirls
Queens Of The Rails
Photo exhibit ‘Meet Miss Subways' presents then-and-now (!) portraits of our favorite 1941-1976 mass-transit pageant queens. [Gothamist] -
#thenakedtruth
Carrie Prejean: Nude Photo Scandal Is An Attack On My Faith
Yesterday TheDirty.com posted topless photos of Miss California Carrie Prejean and supposedly there are more revealing pictures to come. Prejean says the site posted the pictures in an attempt to belittle her Christianity. More » -
#annalsofanorexia
Outraged Aussies Say Miss Universe Contestant Is "Skin And Bones"
As Americans freak about the Miss California/gay marriage debacle, Australians are having their own beauty pageant controversy: many are complaining that a finalist in the Miss Universe contest is too thin and possibly malnourished. More » -
#pageantqueens
When Miss World Sports A Dog Costume
"Like the real Miss World there is day wear, swim-wear and evening wear." Unlike the real Miss World, at the Alternative Miss World pageant, it may be modeled by a septuagenarian, robot, or drag queen. More » -
#clips
Could Sarah Palin Do This?
There's talent, and then there's talent. Lisa Wong, winner of this year's "Narcissus Pageant," has talent. Watch, and be amazed. [Via Videogum] -
#clips
Pageant Kids & Moms "Interviewed" On Today
The Today show had a segment with some pageant kids this morning, and Ann Curry bungled what could have been an interesting interview with the children and their parents. More »
