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more about #padmalakshmi Clarissima: When I look at promotional photography like this, I am: a)thankful that typography communicates horror very effectively b) in awe that some creativ... more » The HZA.: So Tiger copes with scandal by acting like a 12 year old boy? more » The HZA.: MARK SALLING IS CHEATING ON ME!? Whatever, I bet he doesn't sing Sweet Caroline for Audrina. more » mariamariamaria: 'Please, invite me to your table!' You wouldn't have to ask me twice. more » Cimorene: I think my least favorite word in the English language is "golddigger." Because, at least bitch, cunt, whore, slut, etc. have the kind of reputation w... more » Penny: Mark Salling, aka Puck from Glee, is dating Audrina Patridge and they're "really into each other." My heart just died. more » Penny: Elisabeth Hasselbeck that is a hosting foul to the MAX. more » annebreal: I'm confused...I thought Nik from that season was a lesbian, along with Kim - identified herself as such after the show aired - so what's up with that... more » mentylyentyl: Can you sign a lease in LA that only lasts for your 15 minutes of fame? more » la_periodista: So, I'll admit, I jumped on the Jersey Shore bandwagon last night, and I am never looking back! I don't hate them like I thought I would! They're kin... more » 7states: I'm actually more annoyed at the producers of the View than at Elisabeth. I would think one of them would have googled anyone who is on the show and ... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: I just wikipedia'd 'Jersey Shore.' It sounds horribly boring. Can anyone explain the appeal to me? more » Diziet_Sma: "If these people end up having some kind of showbiz longevity what does it mean for our culture as a whole?" If you're worried about it, stop writin... more » JinxyMcDeath: Honestly, I don't think the Jersey Shore people are that bad. Sure they're not the classiest of people, but who among us really is? Look, I don't ac... more » greeneyedfem: I first read today's headline as: "Jersey Shore Going Bollywood" and my brain almost shorted out. more » this_charming_one: Hearing that the Situation and Pauly D want to move to LA is the best news. Hopefully they won't come back to Jersey. Two less of their ilk in my hom... more » curiousgeorgiana: I love Young Victoria. And I don't think I would love it so much if Emily Blunt wasn't so freaking charming in that movie. Hell, apparently she's ch... more » AjaxNangerini: No MY worst nightmare is hearing David Beckham sing. His screech voice is like nails on a chalkboard when he speaks.. more » joiful: This gleek is not happy that Mark Salling is dating Audrina Patridge. Why waste all that mohawk-hotness on the least interesting person ever to be... more » R_Claw: Puck is dating Audrina, ugh! How does that girl end up dating guys I think are hot?!?!? I need to reevaluate my crushing mechanism. more » -
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Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
- Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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Madonna Gets Her Dame On At A Single Man
Tom Ford's directorial debut A Single Man has been anticipated as a Stylish Event, and last night's screening - at the Museum of Modern Art - was too: a Madonna-Padma-Julianne-studded style extravaganza with just enough train-wreck to keep things interesting. More » -
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Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."
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Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected
- Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]
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Glamour Celebrates Women Of The Year (Plus Steven Tyler)
Rihanna. Serena. Maria. Stella. Iman. Padma. Emme. Estelle. Gabby Sidibe. These were just a few of the boldfaces who bib-and-tuckered it at Carnegie Hall last night to honor Glamour's Women of the Year. And, yes, dude looked like a lady. More » -
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TomKat's Scientology Bash; Angie's Fashionable Role
- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were surprise guests at a "massive" Scientology party in England last week.
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Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
- Today, a judge extended Lindsay Lohan's three year probation for another year to give her time to complete her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer said she's extremely busy and was only able to complete about half of the classes. [TMZ]
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Keep A Child Alive's 6th Annual Black Ball, hosted by Alicia Keys and Padma Lakshmi at NYC's Hammerstein Ballroom, was BIG. Like, Halle-Iman-Kerry-Estelle-John-Mayer-plus-serious-clothes Big. I mean, how you gonna help keep children safe and sound in second-rate duds? More »The StyleA Child Alive -
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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
- Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery
- Justin Timberlake's grandmother has confirmed his split from Jessica Biel. Sadie Bomar says they broke up because, "Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn't ready..."
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Jon Declares War On TLC; Autopsy Reveals Michael Was Healthy, Tattooed
- Jon Gosselin is demanding TLC stop filming Jon and Kate. He posted a sign on his gate reading, "NOTICE: NO FILM CREW OR PRODUCTION STAFF FROM TLC IS PERMITTED ON THIS PROPERTY UNDER PENELTY [sic] OF TRESPASS. JOHNATHON [sic] GOSSELIN"
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Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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Glory Be: Inglourious Basterds NYC Screening Brings Le Fab
The Cinema Society & Hugo Boss screening of Inglourious Basterds in NYC was star-studded, full of win, and had a gratifying dollop of awful. In short, it's a good one, kids. And supersized! More » -
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Bring Back Old Marc; Michael Kors Answers Important Questions About His Sex Life
- This rather banal anecdote about Michael Kors being mistaken for Marc Jacobs is enlivened by an adorable photo of the two from when Jacobs was pale and long-haired and still had those clear-framed glasses that are so totally hot. [FWD]
