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more about #ozzyosbourne more comments → CurtCole: They'll never win Super Market Sweep without matching outfits, just saying. #ozzyosbourne more » Raised-byHeathens: No Ozzy! There are Triscuits right behind you! You don't need to bite the head off of anything! #ozzyosbourne more » CashMoneyHoney: Hey! I'm note allowed to bring my dog in the grocery store. #ozzyosbourne more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: You know, as much as I dislike admitting it, Prejean kind of has a point in regards to Obama: irrespective of what we may think he may privately belie... more » jamandjerusalem: Yes they've both said they don't "support" gay marriage. Of course Obama said that for political gain...which I'm not in love with, but here's the dif... more » pesematology: "legally recognized sacrament" see, when you put it this way it just sounds plain ol' unconstitutional. #carrieprejean more » Sarah Dove: I'm glad the ostriches were well paid. Sounds like a sweet deal for everyone. #carrieprejean more » Nancy Sin: Joss Stone: three or four beers and then a vodka? Shouldn't it be the other way around? #carrieprejean more » Justine: "In the book Carrie Prejean also accuses Donald Trump of dividing up Miss USA contestants based on their looks." I am shocked, shocked to discover ga... more » windupbird: Who does Stephanie Meyer think she is? Thomas Pynchon? Cormac McCarthy? Her writing is too stupid to try and put that reclusive genius writer act on. ... more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Oh, Carrie please go diddle yourself into pseudo-celebrity oblivion. I've grown tired of you. #carrieprejean more » kookla: Spoiler alert. Some of us are only on Season 2 of Mad Men. Of course, I kid. It would have been so easy for me to not read it. It was just too tempti... more » A_Gracious_Plenty: I LOVE that Katherine Jackson is telling Joe he can suck it. I feel like he probably hasn't been told that enough in his lifetime. Good for her. #ca... more » KATE!: "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is B... more » morninggloria: Carrie Prejean is just like Barack Obama, except Barack Obama doesn't have fake tits or a masturbation tape. And he doesn't refuse to show up for wor... more » -
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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"
- Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
- Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]
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Jon & Kate Fight Over Cash; Jolie-Pitt Twins Hit The Town
- Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.
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Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?
- Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:
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Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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Arrests & Rumors Surround Britney; Madonna's Malawi Adoption In Progress
- Drama surrounds Miss Britney Jean Spears. First of all:
