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more about #oyvey more comments → Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I approve of the choice in picture for this article. Also I would like to add this (for anyone who's read the book): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! more » pesematology: "But, half-assed! cry the critics" I thought this was what people usually say about Hanukkah in general? It's basically an apocryphal holiday, and no... more » logruszed: I'm so sick of people representing my community making an issue out of something that isn't even a high holiday. The only reason Chanukah gets so much... more » NotChoinski: Did the Social Secretary invite herself? more » Sharona: Speaking of the White House, Our baby son's hair is getting quite long and, although I want to cut it, my husband likes it the way it is. My mother... more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Did they invite the Black Eyed Peas to perform? "Fill up my cup (Drank!) Mazel tov (La chaim!)" more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): None of them Muslims can get Hanukkah right. more » andBegorrah: Just imagine how embarrassed they'll all be when someone tells them that Hanukkah is by far not the most important holiday on the Jewish calendar. more » funnyface: I can't believe no one has had Rabbi Shmuley of Shalom in the Home weigh in on the matter. more » TransFat: Levi Shemtov, ladies and gentleman! Straight from the Borcht Belt and into our hearts. Goodname by the way. more » morninggloria: Hanukkah? I believe that's an old, old wooden ship. From the Civil War era. more » boobookitteh: And Teh Crazy miraculously lasted eight nights... more » slightlyhardup: All I want now are latkes. Lots and lots of latkes. I don't care if I have them at the White House or at my Bubbe's apartment, I just want my latkes! more » girlwonder: Imma let you finish screaming, cartoon latke. But then I'm going to put some cartoon sour cream on you and eat you up. more » wordinedgewise: Baruch Oybama. more » -
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Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
It may be "one of the hottest holiday events for the nation's Jewish elite," but the December 16th menorah-fest has been called a half-assed exercise in "studied callousness." Others have just invoked latkes. A lot. More » -
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No Such Thing As A Free Trip
"A new study found that rates of marriage outside the faith were sharply curbed among young Jews who have taken "birthright" trips to Israel, a development that could hearten Jewish leaders worried about assimilation." [WSJ] -
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Two Nebbishes Enter, One Leaves ($5 Million Richer)
Woody Allen's lawsuit against American Apparel, which used his picture on billboards in New York and L.A. without authorization, was settled at the eleventh hour. The clothier will pay Allen $5 million. [LA Times] -
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Dov Charney Co-Opted Woody Allen Image Out Of Adoration
An American Apparel internal memo leaked yesterday — and it offers a totally different take on the t-shirt company's contretemps with the director Woody Allen than that voiced in the media by the company lawyers. More »
