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more about #owenwilson Maggita: In honor of FOTC and its sad passing, what are Jezzie favorite songs/videos/moments? This is mine. more » IamnotStarJones: NO TAMEKA? Her life was meant for RHofAtl! Maybe Nene and Kim can do some cross cultural stunt casting on Jersey Shore. It would restore my faith i... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Congrats Kanye! The College Dropout is the only rap/hip-hop CD from this decade that I play all the time. It's brilliant. I miss Lauryn Hill. Wher... more » likepenguins: whitest black boy you've ever met. His teeth are perfect and he's the perfect gentleman. WOW. Please excuse me while I go inform all the black men ... more » Tchotchke: How are Tiger's mistresses affording Gloria Allred as their attorney? She bares the unlikely distinction of being a well-known lawyer outside of the l... more » funzette: What do you call a gaggle of 13 mistresses? A Tiger's Dozen! more » Yahtzii: I don't know why Garrison Keillor gets to be an expert on humor. Having been subjected to both, I can say with complete authority that A Prairie Home ... more » la.donna.pietra: Holly, please meet Shane McGowan. I can assure you that he's white. more » Yahtzii: Now that it's free, Kim's wig is a shoo-in for Bret Michael's new show: Rock of Love: Hairpieces. Can't wait to see it hook up with his bandana in the... more » bluetrain84: Is there something with the name Holly and porn stars/Playboy bunnies? I love that name and always associate it with my childhood babysitter, but rec... more » BinderClip: I know Kanye's a raging narcissist, but that was pretty awesome of him to a) thank all the people who worked on the album and b) give a shout-out to o... more » ElleL: When I think of a Butterscotch Stallion, I think of a man dressed in chartreuse robes, sexing up the local ladies and leaving butterscotch candies on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm concerned-Kanye seems to have adopted the dreaded Sarah Palin Also. NOT TO MENTION THE CONTINUED YELLING, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD BE USED TO THAT BY ... more » 18thfloor: John Mayer was seen talking to Kim Kardashian. She is happy with Reggie Bush, however. Hogwash! No one can elude The Mayer's charms. He's the pied pi... more » madeofawesome: Excuse me, everyone, I'm off to be a high-end escort. more » erinna: Oh, Nene isn't being booted off RHOA, she's leaving voluntarily to star in a new show with me in which we sit around and drink gallons of white wine a... more » ElleL: Honestly, I never saw the big deal with It's On With Alexa Chung, she was a bit too laid back to really captivate the audience. more » CissyPants: Shut up, Holly Samspon. Having straight teeth and being a gentleman does NOT make someone white. What next, he's well spoken? Excuse me. I woke up on... more » GoodBadNotEvil: Yeah, Holly Sampson, Tiger's a true gentleman, cheating on his wife with every vagina he finds. Also: is she implying black men aren't gentlemen and ... more » Ailatan: RIP Flight Of The Conchords. I'm not crying! more » -
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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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#snapjudgment
"Who You Trying To Get Crazy With, Ese? Don't You Know I'm Loco?"
[Pasadena, November 13. Image via x17.]
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#criticalmass
Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
Critics have been increasingly disenchanted with Wes Anderson's films, but in Fantastic Mr. Fox, painstakingly slow stop-motion animation allowed him to create his signature storybook feel, while also allowing George Clooney and Meryl Streep to turn in lively performances. More » -
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Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
- Lindsay Lohan's Hollywood home was burglarized over the weekend. Dina Lohan says:
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Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up. Again. This report claims:
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Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something
- ZOMG Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie partied past one am in Cannes! He drank Bailey's! She drank vodka! He had his hand on her leg! They laughed and whispered in each other's ears! [People]
- Brad Pitt says:
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Lindsay's "Makeover" & "Meltdown"
- Lindsay Lohan's "post-breakup makeover" involved getting her hair dyed red and getting a tattoo. [People]
- This column calls Lindsay a "celebutard" who is "painfully thin" and "in the middle of an emotional meltdown." [NY Post]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Madonna's Still Fighting For Mercy; Kate & Owen Are Over Again
- The Malawi Human Rights Commission is stepping in to help Madonna appeal her adoption case. Sources say three-year-old Mercy James "understands what's going on" and has been asking, "Where is Mummy? Where is Lola?" [People]
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Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]
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Britney's Lame "Comeback"; Chris Brown & Rihanna Together In Miami
- Britney's comeback tour isn't selling so well, and Brit Brit might be singing to empty seats. She's all: "My loneliness… is killing me…" [MSNBC]
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#snapjudgment
Jen Wishes Owen Hadn't Had That Burrito For Lunch
[Dusseldorf, March 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Rihanna And Chris Brown: Together Again
- Rihanna and Chris Brown are reportedly seeing each other once again: "While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves," says a source. [People]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Sam And Lindsay: Fighting Around The World
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had yet another "animated conversation," as onlookers described it, when they landed in Heathrow today. They reportedly ignored each other as they passed through the airport. [Daily Mail]
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#snapjudgment
Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
[Paris, February 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson Rendez-Vous In France
- Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Brown Dropped By Wrigley; Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson Are Back On
- Following Chris Brown's arrest for making criminal threats (possibly to Rihanna), his commercials for Doublemint gum have been pulled from the air. He's also hired a lawyer known for some very high profile cases.
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#clips
Letterman Wonders Why Everyone Wants To Know About Jennifer Aniston's Womb
You can't open your eyes these days without seeing Jennifer Aniston shilling for her new movie, Marley and Me. And last night, she was discussing the state of her uterus on Letterman.
