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more about #overthehills more comments → boxspelunker: I'm sure the strippers loved her sitting there saying "I can do that." Not like it's rude or anything. more » hughman: i think justin and kristen and brody should go to chippendales and then brody can be the third wheel and kristen can make justin and brody make out s... more » lady_justice: So here I am, watching the first clip totally nodding my head in agreement with Spencer. "YES! It would be horrible if Heidi got pregnant!" "Yes, I t... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: As far as I'm concerned, Charlie makes the show. I've said it before but he is really the perfect foil for Spencer. And my interpretation of the strip... more » madeofawesome: Seven Signs of the Impending Apocalypse, as foretold by John the Revelator in the book of Revelation. And behold, in the year 2012, the blonde brough... more » Tchotchke: The only thing that surprises me about any of this is that it took a trip to Vegas to get JustinBobby to take a shower. Also, I think it's awesome, i... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think I can understand why Spencer is worried. Almost every kid wants to kill Spencer when (s)he grows up. more » Tippi Hedren: "Like, oh my god, STB. These strippers are, like, totally getting, like, more attention than us. Let's, like, make out or whatever." more » Penny: Ooooh I had a dream last week about Spencer and Heidi and now I've forgotten it! I do know that my dad beat up Spencer, though. I find it hilarious ... more » Scout: i'm late to the party but WORST. THERAPIST. < should I be using " "? EVER. more » woodsey: My douchebag manchild boyfriend doesn't want kids and is completely unqualified for fatherhood (or even personhood if we're being honest), but babies ... more » wishing upon: That therapy session with Heidi was hard to watch. Asking the therapist if she should just get pregnant with Spencer without him knowing?! Girl, no. more » Jack_Burton: "Surprise baby!"s always work out. Why would a shrink try to talk anyone out of that? more » hughman: "so what brings you back to therapy?" because therapy is just like getting your roots redone or having your teeth cleaned at those times you wake up i... more » HarlemSnowflake: I feel like that scene with the therapist was just a spoken Dear Abby column. Dear Abby, My husband and I, like, got married for fame and didn't exa... more » -
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The Hills: Spencer Fears His Own Spawn
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right! More » -
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The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
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The Hills: Spencer's Vasectomy Appointment
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy. More » -
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The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny! More » -
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The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention. More » -
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Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem." More » -
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The Hills: What's The Deal With Brody's Mom?
On last night's episode, Brody's girlfriend threw him a surprise birthday party, which his mom Linda attended. She's so Amy Poehler in Mean Girls—these kids keep her young! (As do plastic surgery and lollipops.) More » -
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The Hills Casts Child Actor Amid Speidi Baby Drama
On last night's episode of The Hills, Heidi and Spencer met their new "neighbors", an engaged couple who, for some reason, live with their foreign nephew, a little boy who was seemingly cast to help with Spencer's I-don't-want-kids storyline. More » -
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The Hills: Forget Kristin Cavallari — JustinBobby Is "The Bitch"
Now that Kristin has joined the cast of The Hills, things are already changing, like the fact that JustinBobby has lost all his cool cache, and resorts to flirting by asking girls their sign. Oh, and also, Stephanie Pratt's schnozz. More » -
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Kristin Cavallari Responds To MTV Branding Her "The Bitch"
Last night, MTV aired a 30-minute preview of the new season of The Hills called The Bitch Is Back, during which cast members were interviewed, including new addition Krisin Cavallari, who spoke about being marketed, literally, as "the bitch." More » -
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Stephanie Pratt Has Medical Explanation For Spencer's Personality
Stephanie Pratt was on The Wendy Williams Show today, where she spoke about her current tiff with Heidi, and blamed Spencer's behavior on his ADHD. She could barely concentrate while telling the story... which she blamed on her ADD. -
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The Hills Trailer: Rehab, Girl Fights, & A Lot More JustinBobby
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season. More » -
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Lauren Conrad Finally Admits To How Fake The Hills Is
Lauren Conrad was on The View this morning, and the panelists asked her about Spencer's phoned apology on The Hills. Lauren paused for a moment, then said, "To be perfectly honest, I wasn't on the other end of that call." More » -
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Lauren Conrad Victim Of Middle-Aged, Crazed Mommy Fans
It's hard to imagine people being fanatical about Lauren Conrad, the dullest person to ever roll her eyes on reality TV. But she told Conan last night that middle-aged women lose their shit (and babies) when they see her. -
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Spencer Apologizes To Lauren For Sex-Tape Rumor
It wasn't that shocking that, on last night's episode of The Hills, Spencer made a staged phone call to Lauren, but it was surprising that the term "sex tape" was actually spoken, rather than alluded to. More » -
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Heidi And Spencer Get Engaged…Again
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's cowboy father visited California and got along swimmingly with Spencer. He gave the two his blessing to get married, so Spencer gave Heidi a ring…for the third time. More » -
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The Weirdest, Scripted Hills Scene Ever
There have been lots of weird or unneeded or staged/scripted conversations on The Hills, but the one between Heidi and Stacie the bartender on last night's episode was a combination of all of those things. -
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Brody's GF Deals With His Infidelity The Only Way She Knows How
Why have The Hills waited to feature Brody's girlfriend Jayde until the last few episodes? She's (JĂŁger) bottled drama. Last night she relied on her liquid confidence to confront Audrina on sharing Brody's bed. -
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The Hills: Bible Study With Spencer And Heidi
Last night on The Hills, Heidi's high school boyfriend—a Footloose-esque bible-thumper who doesn't dance or "fornificate" — visited LA, where he and his new girlfriend tried to influence Spencer with scripture. [Spoiler alert: Epic fail.]
