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more about #oscars more comments → BetteD: I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response: "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either." I think we shoul... more » TransFat: I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpen... more » phantom lady: Ang Lee had a sex change? I am all sorts of confused by what he is trying to say. #seanpennhugochavez more » mariamariamaria: Hugo Chavez, sit down and shut it! #seanpennhugochavez more » ketamineKitty: I like the phrase "one smoke of pot" #seanpennhugochavez more » lilbobbytables: Ok, so I have a strong and unexplainable fondness for Rob Zombie. The fact that he also dislikes my least favorite Hollywood trick (remakes!!!!!!!) me... more » hortense: Dodai, did you see Wanda Sykes' latest standup special? It was hilarious. I think she'd be great, too. My guess is that they offer it to Neil Patric... more » sybann: Wow - Mel Gibson CAN actually act! I thought he WAS masculine and manly. #seanpennhugochavez more » hellosunshine: I read that as Mad Max: FURRY Road and suddenly, Mel Gibson's old-timey lion tamer 'stache made sense. #seanpennhugochavez more » ytuhermanotambien: Michael Lohan, did your lawyer forget to tell you it's illegal to record conversations without the person's consent? #seanpennhugochavez more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Oh congrats, Reese, you get to play yet another Hollywood White Person To The Rescue. At the risk of sounding like Michelle Tanner, puh-leeaasee. #sea... more » cuteasabutton: I never understand when lawsuits are brought up for something that happened such a long time ago for a video, album etc. I mean, if he really owed the... more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: I definitely read this as "Ashton Kutcher's best friend is a RABBIT named Yehuda Berg from the Kabbalah center." and thought, aw, how sweet! #seanpenn... more » Hooplehead: News flash Joe Jackson, that is YOUR SON that you are talking about. I'm sure your other kids and Michael's children just love that you're minimizing... more » cuteasabutton: I don't care about your voice Jemaine, I just want a taste of your sugalumps. Your dungarees make me hungry. #seanpennhugochavez more » -
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Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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#winningsmiles
Success Of Smile Pinky Brings Aid To Children
On Wednesday, HBO will air the Academy Award-winning short documentary Smile Pinky, the story of two Indian children whose cleft lips are repaired by the charity Smile Train. Director Megan Mylan says such exposure can translate into aid for thousands of children. More » -
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Marlee Matlin Talks About Abuse On Good Morning America
On Good Morning America today Marlee Matlin discussed revelations in her new book I'll Scream Later about her childhood sexual abuse, learning of her Oscar nomination in rehab, and her physically abusive relationship William Hurt. More » -
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Sarah Haskins Overwhelmed By Oscars "Ex-Plosion"
In the latest installment of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins recounts how she watched producers cut to Angelina during Jen Aniston's presentation at the Oscars. Haskins asks, "Am I the only one who felt time stop?" More » -
#dirtbag
Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson Rendez-Vous In France
- Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!
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#smallvictories
Holy Crap, She Looks Hot!
Congrats to commenter "stacyinbean", whose comment on yesterday's picture of Barack and Michelle Obama has been singled out by CNN's Jeanne Moos as the perfect summation of Sunday night's pol-studded White House red carpet. [CNN] More » -
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#dirtbagafterdark
A Goldmine Of Oscars Gossip; Lindsay Says Tattoo Is A "Woman Empowerment Thing"
- Would Kate Winslet pose for Playboy? Will Angelina adopt Miley Cyrus? Was Natalie Portman flirting with Robert Pattinson? Wherever the stars go, dirt is sure to follow.
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#pictureperfect
Hollywood Actresses Are A Bunch Of Posers
Today, as we pour over Oscar fashions, it's important to remember that $5 million jewels and a custom fitted gown alone don't make an actress look fabulous - she needs a finely honed pose. More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Oscar Fashion: The Bad
...and when they were bad? Togas, Barbie, and beads, oh my! And don't even get us started on Sophia Loren.
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Oscar Fashion: The Good
When they were good? Very, very good. Last night's winners were a master class in Oscar elegance; a touch of Deco glam didn't hurt, either.
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#liveblogs
The 81st Annual Academy Awards Show Liveblog
And so the show begins! Our 2009 Oscars liveblog, with myself, Sadie, Tracie, Anna and Hortense, after the jump.
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#clips
Tim Gunn Gets Designs On Brangelina; Fails To Make It Work
Project Runway's Tim Gunn is working as a red carpet host this evening, but even America's favorite grey-haired fashionista can't impress the A-list juggernaut that is Brangelina. Ever heard Tim get gushy? You have now. -
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Child Slumdog Stars Are All Hopped Up On Hollywood
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#reminders
Jezebel Oscar Coverage Begins At 6PM EST Tonight!
Don't forget: Our Oscar coverage begins tonight at 6pm EST. We'll be liveblogging the red carpet and ceremony, and bringing you pics and clips throughout the evening. Because we like you! We really like you! -
#reminders
Oscar Live Blog Tomorrow Night!
Don't forget: we'll be here live blogging the Oscar madness, starting at 6pm EST tomorrow. Come join us for a night of highs, lows, fashion triumphs, fashion disasters, and (hopefully) Clive Owen in a tux. -
#dirtbag
Spoiler Alert! Were The Oscar Winners Leaked?
- Is this leaked list of supposed Oscar winners for real? Most of the "winners" are pretty expected, but there are a few upsets listed as well, namely in the Supporting Actress and Screenplay categories. [Cinematical]
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#sunsetboulevard
"Forgotten" Oscar-Winner On The Awards: "I Find It Very Boring"
An interview with a "forgotten golden girl of the Oscars" is supposed to show us that Sic Transit Gloria. But she's so awesome, we kind of want to grow up to be her. More » -
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Programming Notes
This Sunday afternoon/evening will be devoted to the Oscars. Join us at 5pm EST for pre-show posts, and a liveblog of the actual show at 8pm. Fashion pics - and much laughing/crying - throughout.
