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more about #ornaments more comments → suiterkin: This one's fine, but I don't think I could handle "Here Comes Santa Claus." #christmas more » BreeDMN: "Bumpety bump bump bumpety bump bump look at Frosty go..." #christmas more » Hlaode: I live in Jacksonville. I am going to find a store that sells these and pick up a couple to show support. -A little research tells me they are sold ... more » TransFat: God bless, us every one! #christmas more » queen_caribbean: Dear Pastor Wilder, If you don't want to look at pornaments, then don't buy pornaments. Love, Me P.S. Thank you for giving me a reason to write the... more » HughHeffrey: Skinny snowlady and fat snowman. Are these characters on an abc sitcom? #christmas more » Tippi Hedren: Logic: Don't like the "pornaments?" Don't buy them! #christmas more » femme-bot: I'm tired of the unrealistic expectations snow porn places on snow women. #christmas more » curiousgeorgiana: Does this remind anyone of Calvin and Hobbes? #christmas more » coconanas: Snowmen bumping their nasties has nothing to do with Jesus. Or does it pastor? #christmas more » wtfox?!: Okay, who else laughed at "pornaments"? Please, let someone else have laughed at the pornaments. #christmas more » Lin-Z [linguist on duty]: I may not be the first one to comment on this, but did anyone else read the name of this catalogue as "BONER'S"? Just throwing that out there... more » billybobjoesmith: the wierdest is a pickle: more » Spaceman Bill Leah: I love ornaments to a degree that frightens the Spacehusband. My mother is even worse. I am shocked and appalled that I do not receive this catalog an... more » Scout: I'm back to popcorn strings and "cranberry" beads....in case something really bad happens, then at least I have food to eat (albeit stale) more » -
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A bunch of previously-banned Christmas "pornaments" "featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions" are back. The pastor who got them banned from Jacksonville three years ago "said he is even more disgusted by the items now." [UPI]
