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more about #oralsex more comments → BetteD: Two things: 1) Are Oral Sex Phone nipples anything like Barbie shoes? Like, they just get lost and eaten by the dog? 'Cause WTF? 2) I want one. #o... more » sybann: More importantly - is that PAUL ANKA?! #oralsexphone more » sybann: Is her vag spewing doubloons? #oralsexphone more » feministabroad: Could you imagine how that phone would look today? #oralsexphone more » LuvEwan: Chances are that whoever this guy is talking to, it's costing him like $2.99 a minute. #oralsexphone more » apricotmuffins: "Being overrun with pubic hair. send help!" #oralsexphone more » hambonetoblerone: Oh, man. You just know that thing belongs in an apartment full of leather-bound books that smells of rich mohagany. #oralsexphone more » token_illiterate_commenter: This had to be an ad in Penthouse. Right next to the one selling a VHS version of "Caligula". #oralsexphone more » SonicNapoleonic: I love how businessy that guy is. He's a true spokesman for this phone. #oralsexphone more » eatsshootsleaves: "Hey Mom! Oh, nothing, how about you? How's Aunt Carol?" #oralsexphone more » BestEuphemismEver: I would buy this, and doodle armpit hair on to her when I was put on hold. #oralsexphone more » CurtCole: I would have made the phone jack doubled as an asshole. #oralsexphone more » coffeespoon: Suddenly, I'm thinking that "Erotic Skymall" might be a cool business venture. #oralsexphone more » lavenderstain: I just love imagining her going up and telling people to stop "thrusting" more » annoir: Ok, maybe I am a curmudgeon but comdoms and panties left on the dance floor does sound nasty to me. more » -
#oldiesbutgoodies
"Superbly Sculpted By A European Artist"
The "erotica" phone is the "ultimate conversation piece," get it? Put the hole close to your mouth to begin. Are you at all surprised that the price is $69.95? [Vintage Ads] -
#sexplanations
Dr. Phil's Teen Oral Sex Show Is Infuriating
Today's episode featured the shocking "teen sex trend" that is oral sex. Dr. Phil revealed that teenage girls engage in oral sex in exchange for presents, cash, or popularity. So teen girls who give head are automatically—and literally—whores? More » -
#definitionofis
Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex
When a friend tells you she's not yet had sex with someone, what do you take that to mean? In all truth, studies show that the two of you might be thinking very different things. More » -
#potpsychology
"How Do Gay Men Feel About Vaginas?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#oralfixation
One More Reason To Love Judy Blume
Judy Blume's favorite part of the John Krasinski/Maya Rudolph pregnancy comedy Away We Go: the oral sex scene. [New York Magazine] -
#suckynews
Oral Sex May Lead To Tonsil Cancer
Since the 1970s, the number of people with tonsil cancer in Stockholm has tripled. Now researchers have linked the increase to HPV and say the rise of oral sex during this time is to blame. More » -
#cunnilingusconundrum
Is "Orgasm Gap" Code For "Dudes Are Lazy"?
Do you orgasm as often as your partner? If you're a girl who bangs dudes, chances are you don't, according to new research — especially if you're having casual sex. More » -
