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more about #oprahwinfrey willwriteforfood: "He only married Elin Nordegren to boost his public image." How's that workin' out for ya, Tiger? more » OneBigPear: I love Juliette Lewis. Her character in Kalifornia was one of the most sweet and tragic I've ever seen in cinema. more » dialing_footnoterphone: My brother-in-law sent me Lady GaGa's newest CD and I can't stop listening to it. It's freaking fantastic, and now I'm officially GaGa. And I was so i... more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: re: the girl thanking Kate Hudson for being in Almost Famous....someone, please, explain to me the iconic appeal of this movie? I saw it, it was ok, I... more » TheExperience: I chuckled at Tom Brady's statement that after only one week of the new baby, he's ready to go back to his "regular sleep schedule." But in reality, l... more » Pantra: Good for Demi Moore. God forbid she actually age and not turn into a statue. more » fluxus flucker: Love the "Brought to you by the letters B and S" tagg. But still.. Ugh. Poor R Patt. That is one of many reasons I would hate to be famous. I'd flip o... more » clevernamehere: I'm sure a lot of guys (and struggling actors) envy Robert Pattinson, but I just feel bad for him at this point. Random people jumping on you and kis... more » GirlFailer: After 1 sorry week of sleep deprivation after his child was born, Tom Brady is ready to get back to "his normal sleep schedule"? Don't give me another... more » dangerslut: (1) This story brought to you by the letters B & S b/c have you looked at Robert Pattinson? Homeboy hasn't looked at a bottle of Listerine, much les... more » rodmanstreet: First of all, it takes six months to shoot Big Love? Last season was only ten episodes long. That's ridic. Secondly, if I were the type to whine ov... more » keldo: I have the biggest crush on Hugh Grant today. He does charming self-effacing gorgeous Brit like no one else. AND I am typing these words while my ve... more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I'm reeeeaaallly starting to think they need to find a somewhere for Jon and, like, place him in it. I mean, is anyone else hearing screaming warning... more » Marla Singer: Good for you, John. RHCP is not what it used to be and you were out of place there. more » Triphena: I'm sort of confused about the hospital story. Why did she not make more of a fuss instead of going home? I mean, I'd rather continue to wait in the... more » pinkcrickets: Sue Draper is great and everything, but does anyone else feel like she's engaging in a little crazy talk with the "My dead husband did this! I know he... more » InABook: Dear Minnesota, there is this case, called Lawrence, that, as far as MY reading of it goes, establishes a right to sexual privacy and says morality a... more » fiesty3toedsloth: This isn't the Holiday giveaway--it's actually a repeat from early October (I believe), which makes the September 9th thing a lot closer since they no... more » krismry: Make no mistake, evil truly exists in this world, the President said in his Nobel acceptance speech. Which President? I thought I was listening to a G... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Tom Prichard can go fuck himself. Oh wait- he is so annoying and repulsive not even HE is willing to have sex with himself. more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home
- Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"
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#clips
Oprah's Holiday Giveaway Was Happy, Heartbreaking
Despite the demise of her Favorite Things show, today, Oprah surprised her audience with a giveaway of $500/person and a special gift of $25k to recently-widowed Sue Draper. First, there were tears. Then the screaming (yes we have stills) started. More » -
#leftovers
Palin Hears Echos Of Going Rogue In Obama's Speech • Cheating Is Illegal For Minnesota Wives
• Is Obama pulling inspiration from Going Rogue? Sarah Palin seems to think so. After his speech yesterday in Oslo, Palin said she recognized some familiar sentiments: More » -
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Obamas Bicker About Gifts In Oprah's Christmas Special
Are you stressed about holiday shopping? At least you're not Michelle Obama. In GMA's preview of Oprah's Christmas at the White House special, the President says, "Here's the general rule: I give nicer stuff than I get." Clip at left. -
#dirtbagafterdark
Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
- Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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#clips
Nick Kristof, Sheryl WuDunn Talk Half The Sky With Oprah
Oprah dedicated today's show to a star-studded discussion of the issues facing women around the world. Inviting Nicholas Kristof and his wife and co-author, Sheryl WuDunn to discuss their book Half the Sky, the conversation was both enlightening and frustrating. More » -
#wonderwoman
Female Force: The Poorly Illustrated, Incomplete Adventures Of Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey hasn't been bitten by a radioactive spider, so you'd think the writer of her Female Force comic biography would capitalize on any details that make her story more interesting. Sadly, it's less thrilling than her Wikipedia page.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#favoritethings
'Tis The Season
Sad face: Oprah's "Favorite Things" show - hilariously mashed up here - usually airs Thanksgiving week, but not this year. A Harpo employee says: "We have no plans this season for a 'Favorite Things.'" Is Christmas canceled too? [HuffPo] -
#clips
Gayle King: Public Is Grief-Stricken About Oprah Ending
Today on GMA, Gayle King said people were "literally weeping" due to the "tremendous sense of loss" they feel about Oprah's show ending, and reported Oprah's "very much alive and happy." They know she's not dying, right? Clip at left. -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#dirtbag
Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
- A source claims that Taylor Lautner has proposed to Taylor Swift. The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe? [ShowbizSpy]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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#ahhamoments
Oprah's Explanation For Ending Her Show
Taping her show today, Winfrey said, "This show has been my life. And I love it enough to know when it's time to say goodbye. Twenty-five years feels right in my bones and feels right in my spirit." [Chicago Tribune] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
- Harpo, Inc. has released a statement saying Oprah Winfrey will make an announcement about the future of her TV show tomorrow. An insider says she told her staff today that next season will be her last.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#sarahpalin
Sarah Palin: "We're Really Not Into The Drama"
The Oprah Winfrey Show has released two short clips from its Sarah Palin interview, which airs Monday — the day before her book comes out — and from the looks of it, Palin has brushed up on the media training. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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#dirtbag
Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL
- Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]
