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more about #openthread Marla Singer: Um... good morning? *yawn* It's 8.30 over here. I slept for about 3 hours and in a while I'll be off to take the first final of the week. Oh dear. more » Residentdrunkgirl: I just watch Kendra Baskett's (former Girls Next Door) show and omg, it was so cute that I cried. I think they are genuinely sweet people and I wish ... more » lalaland13: I have muted Mitch McConnell talking in the Senate. I just showered and don't need any douche. I'm also a bit happy that it looks very likely that som... more » dumblonde: Watching that video I realize that I've watched Clueless far too many times. I know the exact dialogue for every single scene even when they're out of... more » Thus Spake KATE!: The abortion episode of Roseanne is on tvland right now. I love this show so much. more » salthegeek: Why am I being so nervous about annoying this girl? I really hate my brain sometimes. more » BrilliantCorners: I've just made the most significant decision of my life: dropping out of med school. Medicine has never been something I've wanted to do (when asked,... more » geisha1010: I just reassured my kitten that he's way cuter than the guys from jersey shore. Meanwhile ignoring the 6pg paper due at 5pm tomorrow and nursing what ... more » fouxdufafa: My dog is crazy. If anyone is eating, she will pull hair out of her tail or find something on the floor like a scrap of paper. Then she overdramatical... more » kristenvsmothra: are you guys aware of the nasa astronomy picture of the day site? [apod.nasa.gov] so gorgeous. there's an archive to "ooh" at too. more » leroy.brown: i have a double ear infection and didn't know this happened to people over the age of 5. i am in so much pain and cant sleep and am on kardashian over... more » rodmanstreet: Well, my laptop battery is about to die, so you know what that means: I'm off like a dirty shirt! Night, all. more » jen002: I have a surplus of locally grown apples, and I think I'm going to make baked apples. Any Jezzies have a good recipe? Usually I just core them, and dr... more » fembot111: I hadn't heard of J. Crew, I really mean this, I hadn't even HEARD of them until maybe a month ago and now all I want to do is live inside J. Crew wor... more » Blodwynn: Wynn has to sing tomorrow. So she will be excused from periods 3-6, followed by lunch + choir Party. This means Wynn would only have to go to calculus... more » quatrevingtquatre: My Godmother played the above song at her mom's funeral & even though I was like 7, I remember it very vividly. In any case, I have been all refle... more » Tippi Hedren: A friend of mine (more like a friendly acquaintance that I live about 1000 miles away from) has just posted a facebook status calling her husband a "l... more » salthegeek: I really need to sign off on aim, I keep screwing up. more » rodmanstreet: I officially gave up on that video and made do with pictures. What an epic pain in the ass. Anywhoo, how are you all doing tonight? Cold out there!... more » SUNNY1: Currently cuddled in bed with my childhood beanie babies, Watchmen open beside me, and Veronica Mars loading on my computer. Ahhh... I just got into ... more » -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we confessed our worst hair mishaps, discussed our imaginary families, tried to justify our love of Jersey Shore, added another celebrity to the Photoshop of Horrors list, and sadly said goodbye to actress Brittany Murphy. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Whether you're getting ready for the big storm, celebrating the holidays, recovering from last minute present-runs, or just settling in for the night, this is the thread for you. More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
Today is yet another one of those food holidays I'm rejecting in favor of something yummier - and more humane. Suggestion - and no, Sadie's post didn't disgust me - cheesy pasta. Your nominations, below. See you Monday. [The Nibble] -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we discovered what a difference a decade makes, prepared ourselves for holiday disasters, discussed the trendiness of gray hair, went through 10 years of reality stardom, and learned some lessons from the ladies of 00s teen films. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: we're also having an SNL live thread tonight, so be sure to stop back and join us, won't you? Until then, let's all hang out here. More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
You can be certain of two things on a Friday evening: a National Food Holiday shoutout (Noodle Kugel) and an open thread. This post, of course, encompasses both. See you Monday (and thanks for the latke recipes!) -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we wondered if Taylor Swift was being set up for a fall, took a virtual trip to the Miss France pageant, tried not to bore everyone stiff at parties, and admitted that sometimes, we sound like our parents. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: there's going to be an SNL live thread tonight too, so come on back and join us. Until then, feel free to hang out with your fellow commenters here. More » -
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#higoodbye
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National Cookie Day. Read that again: National. Cookie. Day. In honor: A photo of our favorite cookie-loving children's character, the better to inspire the posting of cookie pictures in the comments. (A request: Peanut Blossoms!) See you Monday. [The Nibble]A ForkYour Face In It -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we learned all about the "turkey drop," tried not to stink up the joint with our signature scents, were given some bad advice, and tried to survive the zombie-like horrors of Black Friday. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Whether you're resting after a shopping spree, recovering after travel, or just enjoying your holiday weekend with another piece of pie (though cake is superior), this is the thread for you. More » -
#getstuffed
Stick A Fork In It
Despite all evidence to the contrary, today is National Leftovers Day. At my house: stuffing, blackberry cobbler, turkey. At the White House: All of that, plus more. What's in your fridge? Day-after details, in the open thread below. [Nibble] -
#bigbirds
Stick A Fork In It
...if you're a meat-eater that is. Consider this an open thread for your commenting enjoyment until the next one, going up on Friday evening. Happy holiday to all. -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we spotted several examples of badvertising, took at look at yet another sexyface and shoe-filled video, learned how to survive in a sparkly vampire world, and had the bejeezus scared out of us by the folks at Kay. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: we're also having an SNL live thread tonight, so come on back and watch the (hopefully decent) show with your fellow commenters. Or just hang here, if you please. More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
Superfudge! Otherwise known as the title of a Judy Blume book or, the fancy version of a popular supermarket candy given its due thanks to National Peanut Butter Fudge Day. Dig in - see you Monday. [Nibble] More » -
#weekendroundup
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend, we discussed Edward Cullen and the power of teenage crushes, came up with our own Brangelina headlines, had uncomfortable moments with the Signals catalog and the Jacob Black doll, and learned that Hammer pants are here to stay. More » -
#weekendwarriors
Saturday Night Social
Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: we'll also be having an SNL live thread tonight, so be sure to join us for the show as well, okay? Good! Great! Wonderful! More » -
#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day, called the nation's "ugliest, yet great tasting, bi-cultural culinary treat." John Adams liked it; but it apparently it's not Indian, it's British; Native Americans didn't have molasses. Oy. Happy Friday. [The Nibble, Slashfood] -
#madwomen
Mad Men Season Finale Open Thread
Here we are at the end of the third season of Mad Men, and all hell has broken loose in the world of Sterling Cooper. What will become of the characters we know and sometimes love? Let's find out. More »
