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more about #onionrings more comments → Flackette Goes Retro: The mention of Kentucky at the end made me simultaneously recoil and laugh. For the record, we don't repress women more than any other socially conser... more » Rare Affinity: I disagree about the corsets. I tend to wear mine almost every day and far from making me feel meek and mild, I feel as if I am wearing body armour. M... more » morninggloria: Just this morning, I was thinking about how some men don't really want human companionship; they just want the equivalent of a domesticated sex dog wi... more » SomeAuthorGirl: Too bloody close for comfort. Despite who I am, my job title, and the fact that it's 200-effing-9, in a room full of men for a meeting I always get a... more » feather_spin: It's funny because it's true! It's tragic because it's true! more » bess marvin, girl detective: i always told nancy to watch out more » Bunsen Honeydew: Dear The Onion, Nancy Drew was a saint. DO NOT FUCK WITH ND. Hearts and stars, Bunsen Honeydew more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I know who really did it!!! It was RED HERRING!!!! more » zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: where's George Fayne?! I hope she issues a statement. more » Stroopwafels: I blame Bess. She was always to chipper for my tastes! more » hovy: I bet that asshole Jupiter Jones set Nancy up after she turned his fat ass down for a date. more » RayneDear: I have The Hidden Staircase on my DVR right now. I LOVE YOU NANCY!! And I don't mean the new fake Nancy. more » pickles.and.olives: I would hazard that the Hardy Boys are involved. more » randomnessish: Ms. Drew can do no wrong. I always loved that she was created around 1930...it always gave me a nice surprise to know that I was still enjoying somet... more » Whiskey and Popcorn: In New York Cities War On Crime, The Worst Criminal Offenders Are Pursued By The Detectives Of The Major Case Squad- Goren and Eames are on to you,... more » -
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Domesticating Women: Funny, Too Close For Comfort
"A valuable commodity with seemingly endless uses, the woman has played a crucial role throughout human history...disobedience on the part of women was not taken lightly; physical punishments and restrictive harnesses were often employed to curb any independent behavior." [TheOnion] -
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The Girl Detective
Nancy Drew's squeaky-clean image has finally been tarnished: it appears that Ms. Drew may have planted evidence, the Onion radio news reports. [Onion] -
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Porn Misleading Kids About The True Nature Of Sex
Fresh from The Onion news channel: porn is (wrongly) teaching kids that sex can be enjoyable. Also, Grand Theft Auto fails to teach children about "the emotional side of killing whores." [The Onion] More » -
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Not Ready For Prime Time
Love the Onion: "Empowered man murders controlling wife in Lifetime For Men original movie." [Onion]
