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    ArtfulSlinger: Worst bathroom ever - Movie theater on 13th and Broadway in NYC. It was the day the prices all went above $11 and I lost my mind. I ran to the potty... more »
    Aunt_Flo: I have a horrible story... When I was in my 20's I used to bartend at a Gentlemen's club. One evening the doorman came to the bar white as a sheet to ... more »
    angiek: I've been in restrooms where the toilets work too well. I'll flush and it will shoot water up all over the seat. I'm left in a conundrum - leave it an... more »
    LaLaLaLibrarian: I would like to add premature door banging to the list. I was in a bathroom at a crowded bar and a drunk woman behind me in line started banging on t... more »
    Ipomoea: HOVERERS, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! One day, you'll be in a ladies' room, hovering over the seat, splashing it delicately, and BAM! I'll be there, kicking... more »
    hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: honestly, i use the mens room just as often as the womens room. one of my more embarrassing moments in life was when i was out at a bar, used the men... more »
    EKane: Who has snuck into the mens bathroom when the women's bathroom looks like a port-a-potty, or has a line that looks like you're in an amusement park w... more »
    Ailatan: 4.T.P. Sabotage: this is the toilet equivalent of "there is no money in that ATM" why are people such cunts sometimes? more »
    Lolotehe: I remember graffiti in high-school that read: If you sprinkle When you tinkle Be a sweetie Wipe the seatie. I watched a woman walk out of a stall, a... more »
    We Don't Live in the 60s: I'm going to be perfectly upfront here. I work retail. Our bathroom is cleaned between 8:30am and 9:00am every morning. By 10am it's gross, and I can ... more »
    karmasutra är svensk: Well, after having to use the squat pot at a busy Indian airport and, for the four following months that I stayed there, not using toilet paper becaus... more »
    Zwitter: There was this one particular bathroom on my college campus, where ALL the toilets would just be covered in urine every day. I would head in to reliev... more »
    BlondeGoddess: Why are most bathroom stalls in the US so open? You can hear everyone's private business. I just don't get it, esp. for a nation where peope use eufem... more »
    Eric Northman is mine: 1- Hoverpissers who don’t bother to clean up after spraying the seat. I mean damn if you can’t aim properly at least clean up after yourself 2- No... more »
    Tart of Darkness: I have to add a particular difficulty perhaps more or less confined to the west coast. Most people in Mexico, especially rural Mexico have limited se... more »
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    The 7 Worst Crimes Committed In Women's Bathrooms

    I was recently at a fancy wedding, and within an hour, the bathroom was utter chaos. Because, bad citizens and sisters that we are, that's what we do. Here, a few misdemeanors we'd really like to excise from public bathrooms. More »