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more about #oldnavy chancentrate: Okay - I DON'T find David Beckham attractive. I think I am alone on this, but he just doesn't do it for me. Never has. I get why other girls like him ... more » marshmallory: As always, the remake pales in comparison to the original. more » tscheese: And you know, this is a testament to how easily distracted I am: The first thing I fixated on was David's substantial head shrouded in mysterious expe... more » onydchic: Oh..Oh David. Your hair is major weird/shinty but yet.. yet I still want to touch you. more » Jello Mix: I hope "the new normal" is actually normal, as opposed to you can afford this sweater if you get a second mortgage on your house normal. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): With that rope, all I can this about is David's seamen. Ahoy, ahem. more » tscheese: I'm less worried about the rope than I am about his EXTREMELY SERIOUS AND SHINY HELMET OF NEWSCASTER HAIR I'm not just imagining that thing, am I? more » Eleanor Ramilly: Is David preparing to rescue Rapunzel? Practicing the rope climb in gym class? more » Whiskey and Popcorn: Old normal: expensive, exclusive, exquisite. New normal: still expensive, still exclusive, still exquisite. The more things change.... more » hellosunshine: Shiny corpse lips - Nars Lip Lacquer in Chelsea Girl if you're peachy/pale. Done. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Having your own line of pajamas is sooo punk! Sid Vicious would be doing the same if he were still around today. Grrr. Avril makes me crazy. more » MockMyWorld: Sure, you're laughing now, True Religion, but KFED IS ONTO YOU. Once he starts spreading the good word that jeans for toddlers need not cost two hundr... more » iloveastone: I'm pretty sure Seventeen taught me to put eyeshadow on my lips mixed with (my beauty staple, sadly) vaseline YEARS AGO. I'z been rockin blue lips for... more » pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): Does the Jenna Jameson perfume smell like latex and lube? more » BabyJane: I prefer matte corpse lips as opposed to shiny. I'm old school zombie that way. more » Hamsterpants: Jenna Jameson Perfume? I am going to stay klassy and not go there. But perhaps someone else here will? Please? Hamsterpants, stayin' klassy since 2008! more » rednrowdy: ...trend stories about whether consumers will ever be duped into paying $700 for a pair of pumps again . i still wonder how consumers got duped into p... more » morninggloria: Good idea, Saks. The real estate market is in excellent condition right now, and I'm sure that it won't be any trouble at all for you to find a buyer. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I'm so sorry to hear that Saks is troubled. When she starts writing Goth poetry and cutting herself it'll be time to step in. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Psht Chanel Segway. The true princess rides about in a rickshaw powered by laid off investment bankers. more » -
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David Revealed; Supermodel To Design Spring Line
- Before digesting the latest round of layoffs, garment worker intimidation, stupidly expensive luxury crap, and magazine turmoil, say a hearty Good mornin' to David Beckham in his fancy new Armani underwear ad. Hello David. [People]
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Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
- People love Posh's dresses. Net-a-porter.com sold out in one day, and Posh herself stopped by Neiman Marcus to instruct sales associates and top customers in the ways of the frock. Thirty pieces were sold. [WWD]
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