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more about #oldmaids more comments → BornYesterday: TECH-NO-LOGI-CAL RO-MANCE! more » kookla: When I'm looking under the bed for a man, in vain, it's because my husband didn't use the dustmop under it like I told him to. more » CherriSpryte: made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights ... more » sybann: WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR? WHERE'S MY JET PACK? WHERE'S MY CYBORGDILDOMAN? Ladies: We Been CHEATED. more » Dodgergirl: Yeah, I get all my news from Robo-cosmo. It's got GREAT articles like "Do you belong with a Cyberman or a Cylon?" and "Simple tips to upgrade from a ... more » andBegorrah: And yet people get all judgey when I say "Wall-E" is a turn-on. more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I have taken to giving the Hitachi as a gift, for the betterment of woman kind. more » save jinger: I think the sex would be too mechanical for my taste. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: What a man, what a man, what a mighty robotic man more » NefariousNewt: Never send a man to do a machine's job. more » bellejay: Thank god I wasn't born in 1928, because if I had to worry about men under my bed in addition to murderous clowns in my closet, I'm pretty sure I woul... more » CherriSpryte: I would like to point out that the custom robot known as Hitachi is, in fact, better than most men. more » YankBoffin: It must be steam-powered. That'll warm the bed alright. more » save jinger: That scraggly little dog in the corner looks totally skeeved out. I'm with you, doggy! That robot is creepy! more » BornYesterday: I don't know about you gals, but when I look under my bed for a man hiding there, I hope it's in vain. more » -
#metropolis
Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
1928: "In this happy future, no old maid need look under the bed for a man, in vain." Instead she'll buy a custom robot to warm her bed - which is obviously better than no man at all. [PaleoFuture]
